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Smallville: 10x12 "Collateral" - Discussion and Spoilers

Grade the mid-twentines angst!

  • SUPERMAN! (Excellent)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • The Blur (Good)

    Votes: 7 29.2%

  • Clark Kent (Mild-Mannered, also Average.)

    Votes: 10 41.7%

  • Kal (Bad)

    Votes: 5 20.8%

  • Superdouche (Terrible)

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • Total voters
    24
Jetfire said:
She will be performing at Clark's bachelor party. ;) :drool:

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I actually had to "edit" this image. :devil:
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Samurai8472 said:
Admiral_Young said:
^ You zoomed in too lol. She was the hottest Siren.
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Well I had to see what was the difference between the edited and unedited picture ;)
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Either way Clark would get one MAGICAL Bachelor party. :guffaw:

:mallory:
 
Who is going to throw "Clark" his bachelor party?

Ollie is beyond such things, I don't think AC would be allowed to go, his wife has him by the balls, Hawkman is dead, Jimmy is dead (or 12), Pete is... In jail? I'm having some trouble imaging Jor-El getting Strippers up to the Fortress and like fuck they'd dance on icepoles... Professor Swan would have rocked it with his cock out. Perry? And ruin Martha's re-election?

Seriously, The most masculine influence in Clark's life right now is Lois.

OH.

\U/ - Lionel.

You gotta love a bad guy who brings strippers to his nefarious trap to route the hero.

Nothing lulls a superhero into a false sense of security like a lap dance.
 
Seducing Clark and highjacking the marriage is one thing I would except and demand form a woman as hot as that, in a completely Graduatian fashion but the question really is "who has the debouched organizational skills to tempt Clark with the darkseid of life with the best bachelor party ever?"

In short really, all I'm really wondering, as soon as he gets out of the hospital, what character is Charlie Sheen playing on Smallville?

Did Lex get a bachaelor party?
 
Chloe...or as sick as it sounds Kara. :(

I would say Lana...but KK isn't coming back. :borg:

[edit] Lana was Lex's bachelor party. :lol:
 
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Don't forget the Doctor lady that tried to kill him near the beginning.

Helen was it?

Wife #1.

Bachelor Party #1?

once upon a time i had a girlfriend. It was a very long time ago. She took me to a friend or hers birthday. Drinking in a park next to the university, drinking in bars and then drinking in a strip club.

Hetrosexual women you know watching you enjoy strippers destroys the illusion that you are supposed to be having a good time pretending that the strippers want to take their clothes off and that anything could happen.

(It was castrating when she offered to pay for a lap dance.)

Then again, years earlier before that, a good friend of mine used to be a stripper, but I didn't want to see her work even though I loved seeing her naked.

Clark's bachelor party is going to involve "pictionary".

(What are the rules for strip pictionary?)
 
If Bruce were on "Smallville" he'd be the one tossing Clark a bachelor party...and Guy...have you been watching the same show we are? Tossing Clark a bachelor party is just something that the writers would LOVE Ollie's character to do in this show. There really is no other character that would be able to. @Jetfire since you brought her up I could see Lana tossing Clark a bachelor...this is Smallville after all and Zatanna being one vulnerability present, why not have Kryptonite Woman show up too?
 
Getting Ollie to throw Clark a bachelor party is like playing Risk with Napoleon, Hitler and Patton.

Clark owes Lana a wedding.
 
and they're a week ahead with Supernatural silly.

They must be planning on a Smallville doublefeature down the line if not the end of the line.

Consider. Maybe they can charge more for the last episodes ad revenue because of prospective increased viewership. Last episode. You haven't seen smallville for 9 years? Don't worry, it'll still make perfect sense. this way they can charge more for the penultimate episode too.
 
Didn't they do this last season too? Bump an episode pretty much at the last minute in order to do a double feature?
 
No nothing was bumped last season. They aired Absolute Justice after the winter hiatus which was the Justice Society episode written by Geoff Johns. They were going to be originally aired separately but CW made the decision to air them as a two hour movie. I think this is the first case aside from the series premire (which was pushed back due to 9/11 I believe) that an episode has been bumped.
 
Hope they give SMALLVILLE a 2 hour finale. :sigh: Keeping us waiting... :lol:
 
How come Steve Martin or Hillary Duff never showed up?

Everytime the cast of Friends ever did a movie, they invited their friends from Hollywood over to play in the small screen.

Hells, if Hilary would do half a season of Gossip girl it's not like she has standards.

Though the threesome probably put her forward for an Emmy consideration.
 
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