Movie Caption Contest #178: Office Space...The Final Frontier

[Rat Boy]

May I remind you that if a starship enters the Neutral Zone, then it's time for another caption contest. First, let's saddle up with...

Authorization Code Konami Contra Castelvania...

Sulu: ''Your orders, Captain.''
Saavik: "Up Up, Down Down, Left Right, Left Right, B A."
Computer: "Kobayashi Maru cheat mode activated."
Kirk os: "What the...! I had to sleep with a green chick, get three months of Orion STD shots!"

Wait. Can't Data simply push the Delete key?

Picard, offscreen singing: I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.....

Data: This is a "can not unsee" moment isn't it?

Riker: Yup.

The truth comes out. The Ferengi didn't poison Mr. Mendoza; IT WAS KEYSER SOZE!

Congratulations to the winners. This week, Kruge's wondering why that guy from Fringe wanted to hug him and we're in store for a slew of Inception and Dark Knight Rises jokes. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kruge: "What does the yellow light mean?"

Torg: "Slow down, my lord."

Kruge: "What...does...the...yellow...light...mean?"

Maltz: "Oh for...he means the light on the dash board, you idiot. We're running out of gas!"

Picard: "Blah, blah, are you trying to put me to sleep, Shinzon?"

Cobb (off camera): "Yes."

 

[LeadHead]

Kruge: Battle Alert! That Merchant Ship has no shields, no weapons and can't go past Warp 3, so who knows what could happen?!

Shinzon: I'll show you my true nature, our true nature.

Picard: Male Pattern Baldness?

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Doc. Kruge: When this Bird of Prey hits warp 8.8, you're gonna see some serious shit!

Shinzon: Picard. Have you ever been in a dream that you were sure was real?

 

[Isis]

Kruge: "Hey, could somebody spare me a square?"

 

[SeerSGB]

Both Thinking At The Same Time: What a douche!

Officer: My lord Duke Nuke'em Forever has a street date!
Kruge: After 200 years about fucking time!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "If you want to stay healthy, don't get lippy with me, mister! Don't you remember what Riker and Pulaski did to their clones?!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Gunner; Sigh, still no upgrade from monochrome?
Helm; I hear Federation ships have VGA 16 colour monitors.
Kruge; <reaches for disruptor>; Traitorous talk!

 

[Rat Boy]

Shinzon: "After I'm done kicking your old ass, I'm going to go break Batman's back."

 

[Finn]

Kruge: Report, Vork
Kork: (On the planet's surface) I've encountered a human child of five years. A blond boy.
Kruge: What is his name?
Vork: Dennis Mitchell
Kruge: *stands up* Get out of there!!!!!!

*scream*

Picard: *thinking* "At least, it's not a Lwaxanna clone"

 

[Nerys Myk]

NUMBER TWO: While you were frozen, we began a program to clone you.

PICARD: Cool.

NUMBER TWO: We had a few glitches, but I think you'll be pleased with the results.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Klingon Kruge: Full speed, helm! Never let it be said that the war criminal Kirk bested a Klingon crew in a drag race!

Picard: 'Bane', you said you were? Bane of what? Dress sense? Credible villainy? Good lord, you look cartoonish.

 

[LeadHead]

Kruge: Crew, I would like you to recite the Rura Penthe Oath that I like so much.

Crew: Work well and we will be treated well. Work badly, and we will die.

Gunner: He's just joking abut that whole "We'll die" thing right?

Joan Rivers: And the Worst Dressed Award for the 2011 Golden Globe Awards goes to Tom Hardy.

 

[Roboturner913]

Kruge: "What the hell is wrong with this lighting? Is there a fucking Smurf convention on board or something!?!"

"Jean-Luc, I've waited oh so very long to meet you. Before we begin, I have to tell you something....this outfit was designed by Austin and Santino."

 

[Isis]

Picard: "So Rogaine didn't work for you either?"

 

[JarodRussell]

Picard: Now that guy looks a lot more like me.

 

[SeerSGB]

Shinzon: Your safe word is....

Picard: wookiee-cookie, yes.

Shinzon: Freak.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kruge: Disengage "New Voyages" lighting.
Maltz: That's the "Phase II" lighting.
Kruge: Whatever... it's too dark in here.

Picard: I can't believe I kissed you.
Shinzon: Must've been your lifelong ambition.

 

[Vassa]

Everybody agreed the Bridge felt a lot safer since the new handrails were installed.

"I'm not sure what bothers me the most about you being my evil clone. The bloodthirsty nature in which you've killed thousands
OR that you think those shoulder pads make you look tough. You glue those beads on yourself?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kruge: "The power's out? Didn't you pay the e-bill?!"

Gunner: "It...ended up in the spam folder, sir."

*Kruge disintegrates him*

Kruge: "haDIbah!"