Clean underwear a must: Jesus coming in May!

[Mike Farley]

If Phelps makes it into heaven, then I don't want to go there.

 

[marillion]

^^^ This This This

 

[Clamp]

All you need is clean underwear. Everyone will be provided with a white robe and golden lyre, once they pass through the full-body scanners.

And did you have anyone else pack or handle your soul today?

 

[Marc]

The Bible states that nobody can know the date of Rapture. So no matter how many calculations these guys do they're always going to be wrong.

I wonder if God's had to re-schedule Armageddon because somebody guessed right before and He had to prove them wrong...

Pat Robertson predicted in 1976 that the end of the world would occur in 1982. 21 years later we're still here and I'm pretty sure that others have done the same thing.

They just find a way to wiggle out of it when their predictions don't come true.

 

[Lindley]

Of course I'll have clean underwear on. But can someine give me a bit nore of the dress code for something like this? Should I be casual or more formal? Are jeans appropriate for meeting one's maker? Should we be formal, I mean it is the Big Guy himself?

A better question: If we have to queue up with 6 billion other people to meet this dude, it's going to be the longest autograph line of all time. No way we'll get to the front in just one day.

 

[sojourner]

^It's Heaven, everyone will be at the front of their own line.

 

[Marie1]

I thought the 2012 thing was mostly a Mayan idea?

People still wear underwear???

Father and a son = 2 different people, God and Christ also 2 different entities... *shrug*

I need a nap... I can haz?

 

[Clamp]

^You can has napburgers.

 

[iguana_tonante]

If Jesus is coming in May, I'll be throwing my underwear at him. And it won't be clean.

 

[Mary Ann]

^How do you know he wouldn't enjoy that?

 

[iguana_tonante]

I'm hoping he would enjoy it!

 

[MetalPants]

If Jesus is coming in May, I'll be throwing my underwear at him. And it won't be clean.

If He can turn water into wine, what do you think He'll turn your underwear into?

 

[iguana_tonante]

^ Cheesecake?

 

[Ael]

Mark 13:32 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Exactly.

No one knows when the final day of Earth is going to be. Why people seem so certain of this day or that, I will never understand it.

It'll happen when it happens.

 

[Marie1]

^ Something to do?
Could be worse... umm... so tired... can't think...

^You can has napburgers.

Dear land thank you!!!! O.O

 

[Brian]

Jesus will probably like your dirty underwear, since he invented the dirty underwear fetish. Just like he invented bestiality and, you know, everything. He has one wild imagination. His followers don't have much of a sense of humor, though.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

And did you have anyone else pack or handle your soul today?

 

[Kestra]

Isn't clean underwear always a must?

 

[iguana_tonante]

Only if you wear it.

 

[Kestra]

Only if you wear it.

You're awful!