TNG Caption This #172: A little something from the Second Season...

[DGCatAniSiri]

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Data could take it no longer. He had to put a stop to Picard's dream of being a ballet dancer.

 

[LeadHead]

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Data: Let me see, yes the bald spot is visible.

 

[cooleddie74]

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DATA: TAG!!!

You are, I believe the correct word is, "It."

PICARD: Dammit.

TROI: Last night's Tex-Mex coming back for a visit, sir?

PICARD: Call Dr. Crusher.

Tell her to come to the bridge. Bring a roll of Tums...and an empty bag.

Klingons come runnin' for the great taste of GAGH CHOW!!! (tm)

 

[cooleddie74]

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DATA: Hold still, sir.

Tasha taught me this interesting move.

She called it "Coming in the Backdoor during a Mudslide."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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BITSY: It's okay, Papa. I still poop my pants sometimes, too.

 

[B.J.]

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"I want my two dollars!"

(Five bonus points for anyone who gets that last one. )

Worf has a paper route now?
(I want my five bonus points! )

 

[Smellincoffee]

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Picard never responded well when Troi first inquired about his feelings.

Worf: You MUST admit me entrance! I have been seized by the pon farr!
Troi: But you're not a Vulcan, Mr. Worf!

 

[Kirby]

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Data (offscreen): Query. What does it mean to 'draw mud'?

Worf: The creepy thing is, these aren't my hands.

 

[Finn]

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Troi: I sense a Bitsy photoshop coming in that Worf one
Piicard: No shit!

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

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Worf: It is worf madam! Not WOOF!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

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TROI: What is it, sir?

Oh NO.


You left the toilet tank running again...didn't you?

Never get between a Klingon and his gagh.

Even if you're a door.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Picard: "Gnnnnngggh! Captain's log..."

Troi: "Oh hell no!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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Good thing Picard was wearing his Depends Undergarments.

 

[Isis]

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Picard: "This is so disturbing."

Troi: "No doubt, Sir. I've never seen you this way."

Picard: "So much for knowing what Bitsy does with her free time--this is the last time I watch a Miley Cyrus interview."

Worf didn't do very well on the Laugh-In joke wall.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Troi: "I'm sensing... great... pain. Such... terrible... pain... Captain, have you by any chance sat on your 'nads again?"

Picard: "Gnnngghh! No shit Sherlock!"

 

[Gigas]

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Troi: I sense a Bitsy photoshop coming in that Worf one
Piicard: No shit!

Hey,

I'm totally new here. After checking out a few posts I've already seen this Bitsy mentioned a few times. Who is she? I tried googling it, but I didn't find anything, so not an internet meme then?

Should I know who Bitsy is? :P

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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^ Hi, Gigas!

Bitsy's not really an Internet meme, more like just a TrekBBS meme. Scroll back up to post #25 in this thread and you'll get a glimpse of her.

And welcome aboard!

 

[Mojochi]

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Data: Captain, we have a containment breach!

Data: What exactly is the point of having a beard on the back of your head?

It soon became obvious that a refit of the Galaxy Class' doors would be necessary, to accommodate Klingon heads

 

[Mistral]

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Data: "SPIDER! *beat* Made you look!"

 

[Mistral]

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Picard: "Dear God, what did I just sit on?"

Troi: "Well, Bitsy was playing jacks there a little while ago..."