TNG Caption This #172: A little something from the Second Season...

[LeadHead]

Hello all, A lot of great entries this time around! It's time for you all to stop biting your nails, because it's a bad habit, also so that you can learn who our winners of this round are:

We begin with crewmembers needing to choose better times to get their exercise:

TROI: I picked one HELLUVA time to do my morning sit-ups...

We will proceed forward with giving hope that Nintendo will proceed deep into the future:

The Enterprise crew always enjoyed a good round of WiiFit before starting their duty shifts.

Welcome to Ten Forward, where even Strange Energy beings can get attention from Data:

Troi (over intercom): Data, if I'm understanding these emotions correctly, I don't think that is his hand you're shaking.

And our photoshop winner: Bitsy Picard is making more appearances around the BBS than Carl Spock...

BITSY: Weeeeeeeee!!!! Do it again! Do it again!

Congratulations to all of our winners! And now moving on, I grabbed some caps of our heroes before they redid the uniforms...

 

[LeadHead]

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If you watch carefully, you will see the first ever example of The Picard Manuever...

Data: I will not Shave my head to match you!

Worf: How can I keep this door open?!

Riker: Just press the control button.

Worf: We have those now?

 

[Bad Atom]

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Picard discovers his captain's chair has a new feature - automatic waste extraction.

Picard and Data practice their trust exercises...

"Death to the first petaQ that makes a "Heeeeeere's Johnny!" joke!"

 

[Rat Boy]

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Troi: "Don't bother, I know you're trying to cover up your boner."

No one tries to shortchange the Positronic Pimp.

Worf: "I told you I'd come after you if you made a joke about my forehead looking like a fanny!"

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

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"Death to the first petaQ that makes a "Heeeeeere's Johnny!" joke!"

*beat*

*Cut to Enterprise corridor as Riker runs from Worf*

Riker: Totally worth it.

 

[Alrik]

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Troi: "Dear lord. *cough* What did you have for lunch? *cough cough* I mean...that could peel paint."

Picard: "Thank you Counselor, I think you've made your point."

The Tango...a classic in any century.

"I want my two dollars!"












(Five bonus points for anyone who gets that last one. )

 

[Nerys Myk]

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PICARD: You could have warned me about your Mother's Wedding pictures, before I put them on the main viewer.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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"Excuse me! I would speak with you petaQ about Amway..."

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

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Avon calling!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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WORF: What part of "hold the elevator" did you not understand?

 

[TeaKirk]

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Worf: "Heeeeeere's Worfy"

 

[Skywalker]

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Worf, son of Goatse.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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Troi: "Don't bother, I know that was a wet one"

 

[Subcommander R.]

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Troi: Is that a phaser in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Data's brain: [Subroutine 00137829: Rub Magic Bald Spot]

Worf: Must... open... elevator...

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

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Worf: The walls! they're closing in! Quick, Help me prop up Vegetable Man, or we're done for!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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DATA: Call me Pinnochio one more time! Now who looks like marionette?

 

[Captain Crow]

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Data: What the hell is that?

[Data points and Picard turns around to look. Data runs off. Picard turns back around.]

Picard: Data I don't see... shit. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me 142 times in twenty minutes shame on me.

Troi: How long have you had it for?

Picard: About four and a half hours.

Troi I'll call Dr. Crusher

Worf: Must get in there to get those two scoops of rasins!

 

[Vassa]

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A win! Woohoo! Data always comes through.

Picard: Spin Faster! Spin Faster!

Troi: You've been getting super spins from Data haven't you?

Worf: I'm next! I'm next!

 

[Rat Boy]

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Picard: "Clear the bridge."

Troi: "What?"

Picard: "For the love of God, get off the...!"

*FART*

Picard: "Told you."

Data: "We need to work our dips some more, sir."

Worf: "Candygram!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Troi: "Just blame it on the leather chair. That's what I always do."

Data: "Could you hold still for just a moment, Captain? I think I just caught a glimpse of something stuck in my teeth."