most inappropriate thing you have ever seen/done?

[Kirby]

Back in High School in either 1984 or 85 a bunch of us went to a Beach Boys concert. We got there very early because all the seats were general admission, and while we were waiting, I put my Walkman on and cranked up the volume because they were playing some music over the PA system that I didn't want to hear.
So at one point while, a beautiful woman comes down our asile in short shorts and a bikini top. I turned to my buddy and said "She has a great ass!"
A whole bunch of people turned and stared at me, and I took off my headphones to hear absolutely nothing coming from the PA system and everything was pretty quiet. To this day, If I'm wearing headphones, I'll take them off before I talk to someone.

 

[Admiral Shran]

OK, I'll talk.

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

When my mom sent me to this summer camp for fat kids and they served lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then I made a noise like this - hua-hau-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Back in High School in either 1984 or 85 a bunch of us went to a Beach Boys concert. We got there very early because all the seats were general admission, and while we were waiting, I put my Walkman on and cranked up the volume because they were playing some music over the PA system that I didn't want to hear.
So at one point while, a beautiful woman comes down our asile in short shorts and a bikini top. I turned to my buddy and said "She has a great ass!"
A whole bunch of people turned and stared at me, and I took off my headphones to hear absolutely nothing coming from the PA system and everything was pretty quiet. To this day, If I'm wearing headphones, I'll take them off before I talk to someone.

You should have just looked at them and said, "What, you don't think she has a great ass? You go tell her that then!"

 

[Nerdius Maximus]

I can't disclose that information. The statute of limitations hasn't expired yet.

 

[Cheapjack]

I've said some extreme things, in extreme situations, things you wouldn't believe, if I told you, probably one of the greatest faux pas of all time, but I've only ever smacked someone about two or three times, maybe not enough.

 

[O'Dib]

In elementary school, I got a bus full of children to shout accusations of pedophilia at our tour guide. In my defense, at this time I thought pedophilia was a hairstyle.

 

[Cheapjack]

Well, that's a big one. Maybe my indiscretions will be surpassed in future.

 

[MANT!]

College, my roommate and I got dressed up in hunting camo (Including NRA hats) and went to see Bambi in the theater...


We laughed when Bambi's mother was shot...when the pheasants were hunted..while the dogs were chasing Faline...

We got kicked out of the theater during the forest fire...

 

[Deckerd]

Ach I can never think of anything. I'll remember loads on the train home tonight.

 

[ed629]

BJ in church, and then another time at a Golden Corral, after an old lady explained why her husband was acting like an ass, he had just found out he had about 6 months to live, I said "Well then stop bitching and start eating before you run out of time."

 

[ladyheather69]

OK, I'll talk.

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

When my mom sent me to this summer camp for fat kids and they served lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then I made a noise like this - hua-hau-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Most excellent

 

[AstroSmurf]

OK, I'll talk.

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

When my mom sent me to this summer camp for fat kids and they served lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then I made a noise like this - hua-hau-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

As for me... probably the worst thing I ever did was dating my sister's ex-boyfriend. He dumped her so he could go out with me. He was questioning his sexuality I didn't see any harm in helping him out. I was only seventeen. And she has yet to forgive me either and it has been almost twenty years.

The worst thing I have ever seen was when this nasty redneck chick decided it would be appropriate to blow her nasty sweaty boyfriend RIGHT NEXT TO ME while we watching "I Am Legend" in a theater. The movie was bad enough without having to see that too.

 

[Mooch]

It is the divergent Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints that promotes polygamy.

No it doesn't...you're thinking of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Also, it's not called that anymore.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Well, the most inappropriate thing I've ever seen is pretty easy - I've been flashed twice in my lifetime (once at a beach and once on a city street while out walking a dog) and that was pretty 'inappropriate' - to be asked for the time or for directions and ending up having a guy wagging his wiener at me.

As for the most inappropriate thing I've done myself, I'd have to think on that a while. I can think of a few minor things...but I'm sure I have a whopper out there somewhere.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Well, the most inappropriate thing I've ever seen is pretty easy - I've been flashed twice in my lifetime (once at a beach and once on a city street while out walking a dog) and that was pretty 'inappropriate' - to be asked for the time or for directions and ending up having a guy wagging his wiener at me.

As for the most inappropriate thing I've done myself, I'd have to think on that a while. I can think of a few minor things...but I'm sure I have a whopper out there somewhere.

It's interesting how the word "flashing" takes on an entirely different perspective depending on your gender. If you're a woman it is a crime by a guy in a raincoat. If you're a man it is a highly successful line of videos.

 

[MetalPants]

I've done some real winners. I think probably the worst is while holding a wire hanger, I asked a pregnant friend of mine what her favorite form of birth control was.

 

[Roshi]

OK, I'll talk.

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

When my mom sent me to this summer camp for fat kids and they served lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then I made a noise like this - hua-hau-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

So, you're Mouth from the Goonies.

 

[Kail]

I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, but I'm not about to talk about them in an open forum. I'd rather forget about them.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Well, the most inappropriate thing I've ever seen is pretty easy - I've been flashed twice in my lifetime (once at a beach and once on a city street while out walking a dog) and that was pretty 'inappropriate' - to be asked for the time or for directions and ending up having a guy wagging his wiener at me.

As for the most inappropriate thing I've done myself, I'd have to think on that a while. I can think of a few minor things...but I'm sure I have a whopper out there somewhere.

It's interesting how the word "flashing" takes on an entirely different perspective depending on your gender. If you're a woman it is a crime by a guy in a raincoat. If you're a man it is a highly successful line of videos.

I guess when it comes to inappropriate sexual behavior, guys, as a rule, have a greater capacity to turn lemons into lemonade.

Or maybe not so much 'lemons' as 'grapefruits'.

 

[sojourner]

Admiral Shran wrote:
OK, I'll talk.

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

When my mom sent me to this summer camp for fat kids and they served lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then I made a noise like this - hua-hau-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

So, you're Mouth from the Goonies.

^No, it was a total barf-o-rama, he was Whil Wheaton's Character from Stand By Me.