TOS Caption Contest #182: Sulu-te Your Shorts

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: DAMN that wily Q-Bert...

The little bastard followed us clear across the QUADRANT!!

MIRROR SULU: Wait...

does someone smell something burning?

 

[cooleddie74]

Painful and wooden sexual tension.

In the end...it was all they had.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "I give it a month before NBC wants to replace you in your time slot with a clone of Jay Leno."

Scotty: "Aye, but that's plenty of time for this show to become eligible for an Emmy. As my friend Conan says, 'He who gets the Emmy nomination laughs best.'"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (off camera): "Pffft. I'll get worried if we run into one of those Dungeons and Dragons dice things."

 

[Ssosmcin]

For proving that space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence (deadly silence), our winner is...

Scotty feels somewhat better, but Bones, well aware of the lethal vacuum of space, desperately wants to crack a window.

Woo Hoo, thanks for the win! Nice boost to my morning.

 

[Captain Crow]

Sulu: Captain we're boxed in.

[Kirk pulls out a phaser and shots Sulu]

Kirk, under breath: Asshat.

Sulu: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[LeadHead]

Sulu: Captain, there's a note on the box. It reads: "Do not touch! This Box contains a Whole Universe! -Prof. Farnsworth."

 

[Ssosmcin]

I don't have Photoshop, so if anyone wants to put Peter Griffin's eyes on this thing, feel free. If you win, just give me a tip of the hat. ;-)

Peter Griffin: "This is worse than the time I was that cube on Star Trek."

The problem was Sulu's erections came out the back of his head.

The jig was up when Kirk realzed that, in the alternate universe, since Zephram Cochrane was murdered, Sulu had the Companion - and it was male.

 

[ItsGreen]

He is Hans, and he is Franz, and vee just vant to pump... (clap) ...YOU UP!

 

[cooleddie74]

The Mirror Organians could never pass up a shot at whoring for attention.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: Our scanners are telling us it's Microsoft-copyrighted and HEAVILY armed with lawyers...


Shall we open fire, sir?

 

[Isis]

Uhura: "You mean I could have had a V8?"

Cloud William: "Dang. Them mail order brides don't look nothin' like their photos. Afta this, ahm gonna stick to speed dating."

Cloud Festus: "Me too, although ah might have given the one on the left a chance if she had teeth."

 

[Isis]

Uhura: "Sulu, tell me it isn't so."

Sulu: "I'm afraid it's true, Uhura."

Uhura: "Really? It can't be."

Sulu: "Yes, it's true...LeBron James is going to Miami."

 

[Captain Crow]

Sulu: Captain we're about to hit the Pandorica.

 

[Hambone]

Mirror Sulu's henchmen knew they were boned when they realized...the "Security Chief" had brought a knife to a phaser fight.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "TrekCore have issues. Blame Kohms for this."

Cloud Festus: "Rat Boy not update contest until at least tomorrow. Needs DVDs. And patience."

 

[LeadHead]

Cloud William: "TrekCore have issues. Blame Kohms for this."

Cloud Festus: "Rat Boy not update contest until at least tomorrow. Needs DVDs. And patience."

Cloud William: The Book says Revenge is needed against pathetic hackers who are responsible for this.

Cloud Festus: Book says that?

Cloud William: 2,433rd Amendment.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Cloud William: "Cloud Festus, this your life. First you born. You no know daddy. Mother threw you out with garbage. You bum around, many moons. Then, you know this voice?"

"Festus, you slime, you no cloud, you no even smoke ring. You piece of shit clinging onto ass hair. You good for nothing..."

Cloud Festus: "Ahh, first wife."

 

[cooleddie74]

Cloud William:

Alright...

Who finished entire book of E Pleb Neesta "MAD LIBS" without permission?

 

[cooleddie74]

CUBE: Nice ship.

Who's the gay guy in the gold shirt?