Doctor Who Caption Contest #7: Holly: "Everybody's Dead, Dave."

[Classic Fan]

Now, if your all wondering where the inspiration for the title came from this week, especially for those not familiar with Red Dwarf, its a classic scene from the 90's sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf starring Chris Barry and Craig Charles among others, but i wont babble on, heres the clip:

Start it at 0.50 secs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2LAMvcZXPA

And heres the part that obviously referenced this scene, im sure of it

Annnnyway, onto business. Again, ive managed to miss another week, busy busy busy.

So, here goes...

Double win:
And what happens, Barry and Paul Chuckle happens. Oh dear, oh dear oh dear...

To me...to you...to me...to you!

River "Oh my God!!!..Dr Dont MOVE!!!"
Dr "What is it"
River "Your.......your wearing tweed"

This one got me giggling at work. Not too soon after the gaff of the Graham Norton cartoon comes this...

"What the hell happened to you lot?"
"IT. WAS. GRAHAM NOR-TON!"

Deliverence: In Space... Cue some new night-mares from Starkers

Doctor "Well actually I don't think I have 'purty lips' and I'm not overly keen on porcine impressions, so if you'd just put the banjo down we'll be off..."

The world would be a better place if this replaced Sky's blue screen of death on saturday just when Confidential starts on BBC3...

Doctor: "Oh bugger, this must be the new test card. I can see the clown, but where's the little girl?"

And, there has to be two photoshop winners this week, cos they both had me laughing...

The Doctor was having second thoughts about the etch-a-sketch viewscreen

Hopefully, only in the RTD universe...

Supreme Dalek: "What Doctor?...You...haven't...seen the script for...the...finale?"

Supreme Dalek: "Watch...and...weep."

And this weeks images come from, again, two weeks worth of episdodes.

Star Wars... or Doctor Who... Hmmmmm

Speak no evil... Errr, speak no evil and... errr... speak no evil...

Possible photoshop challenge. A Zuchini and a Midget maybe...

X-ray shows you have not only two hearts but two, ahem, members...

Pantheon winners, 2010:
Candlelight x3
Haggis and tatties x2
Mr. Adventure x3
Middyseafort
USSBones x2
AdmiralGarak
Starkers x3
Nerys Myk x2
TheGallifreyanSith

Mods, if you can. Can you pin this so as it doesnt get lost.

 

[John Picard]

*voiceover* And now, the Naughty Doctor sketch

Doctor: "I like TITS!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Would Amy like this? Yeah that's right, I did a dirty joke straight up this week, big whoop wanna fight about it?"

After the Doctor farted, he temporarily forgot where humans control their sense of smell.

"Look at me, I'm David Cop-a-Feel"
"It's pronounced Copperfield, you're always getting that wrong"
"David Cop-a-Feel would have a few things to say about that"

Doc: "You're pregnant"
Amy: "Holy cow!"
Doc: "Not you, him"
Doctor (to Rory): "You told me you used protection!"

 

[Photoman15]

Crocodile Doctor: "You call that an ultraviolet light that will simulate daylight to keep vampire-type creatures at bay? No, this is an ultraviolet light that will simulate daylight to keep vampire-type creatures at bay, matey!"

Doc/Dreamlord:
"His eyes can see,
His ears can hear, his lips speak.
All the time the needles flick and rock.
No machine can give the kind of stimulation,
Needed to remove his inner block."

The Doctor/Tommy:
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.

 

[Photoman15]

Doctor: "First, you don't have any memory of the Daleks when they moved the Earth, and now you say you can't see this big rock I'm holding?" I must sort you out...."

 

[Bones2]

Doctor: "What do you mean Russell T Davies will be writing for me in The Sarah Jane Adventures? Gaaaah!"

 

[Classic Fan]

You may have the biggest nose in this show, but ive got a bigger penis... extension.

Doctor: "If anyone, and i mean ANYONE mentions Daisy Lowe i will throw you into the time vortex for eternity. Got it?"

 

[Starkers]

Doctor "Rory, has anyone ever told you you like gorgeous under ultraviolet light?"

Amy (mumbling) "Are you sure this will prevent the spread of swine flu?"

Doctor "Yes...so long as I don't sneeze..."

 

[Candlelight]

INVISIBLE SANDWICH.

 

[Starkers]

The Doctor's David Bellamy impression was always a hit...