SMALLVILLE 09X22: "Salvation" Discussion

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Oh just step out of the shadows, you fuckin' dolt!

 

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How does Metropolis still have fucking phone booths? I mean the Public Works Department has to be long-since tired of cleaning up hobo shit from the inside of them.

You just made my wife's day, she pretty much said the same thing (minus the part about the hobo-shit).

 

[Trekker4747]

Oh god, I'm having Matrix Reloaded flashbacks!

 

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Starting to look like Beeman's blog was right on target.

 

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Oh god, I'm having Matrix Reloaded flashbacks!

Even Neo could fly.

 

[Trekker4747]

The really dim one named Nod and the kinda hot, butch, bitch one will stand by him!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Were those armbands made with Velcro? Those Kandorians are a very practical lot.

 

[Samurai8472]

Whispering in front of 12 super powered beings?

 

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Start the clock, Pipes!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

LOL, did they sample roars from the old Incredible Hulk show?

 

[Trekker4747]

Now I'm having Matrix Revolutions flashbacks. All we needed was the slow-mo shot of the raindrops impacting Zod's fist.

 

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Zod really has a thing about people giving him blow-jobs, doesn't he?

 

[Mr. Adventure]

I guess you receive the quickening after killing off Superman.

 

[DarthPipes]

Well, better than the Doomsday "fight" but still an underwhelming finale.

 

[Trekker4747]

LOL, did they sample roars from the old Incredible Hulk show?

Fight coreogrpahy by William Shatner and Jim Varney.

 

[Samurai8472]

Well, better than the Doomsday "fight" but still an underwhelming finale.

He punched someone at least, twice in fact.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Well, better than the Doomsday "fight" but still an underwhelming finale.

It was certainly less disappointing than Doomsday though I don't know if that's just from lowered expectations.

 

[DarthPipes]

Seriously though, I can see Lex taking off the wig and giving one of his speeches dressed as an old lady.

"I am the villain of this story, Tess. Weren't you just supposed to be an obscure regional VP. What the hell are you now, anyway? Two-Face?!"

Either that or he whips off the wig and yells "MISS TESCH-MACHER!!"

I think I'd pay more to see that.

 

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My husband thinks the old lady at the hospital was Granny Goodness.

 

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So guys, who died? Is Tess really gone, is it Clark, or is Ollie going to buy it in those tights spaces he doesn't like?