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time travel test subject needed (;)

ambessalion

Lieutenant Commander
Red Shirt
this is a post listed on craigslist a while back
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http://losangeles.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/15446456.html

Hello-
This is not a joke.

I'm looking for 1-2 individuals to help me test my time machine.

We recently completed our first mission in the Time Travel Transport (TTT) and it worked flawlessly. I was left relatively unscathed. We know, once perfected, that this will change the world we live in and will literally "re-write history".

I would like to build a small team to help me. I will be doing the actual computer work, but you should have a decent knowledge of computers. A knowledge of different eras in history would be very helpful (clothing styles, regional dialects, etc.)

As a team member, you will accompany either myself or my assistant into the past or the future. As you can expect, you will have to pass a physical/mental examination, and although we believe the process to be very safe, we cannot guarantee your safety 100%.

Please forward all relevant information
-age
-sex
-weight/height
-a photo if you would like
_relevant experience (we realize this will probably be very little)
-and most importantly, why you should be picked.

Currently, compensation is very little (a monthly stipend). But, we envision a market for our product very soon and you will be compensated accordingly.

We ask that participants be in the New York City area, or be willing to relocate.

Please forward all correspondence to stepon@yahoo.com

Thank you



Compensation: Small monthly stipend
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Reposting this message elsewhere is NOT OK.
this is in or around NYC Area
PostingID: 15446456
 
What worries me is that when you go through the device (or whatever), you have to travel in the company-approved red shirt...
 
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TIME MACHINE FOR SALE.

Time machine for sale. Damaged but still working. Once activated will send user approximately one second into the future give or take the odd millisecond.
Completely safe.

Only £150. Local pick up only.
 
This thing reminds me of one of those phony email scams.

Did you win $8,000,000.00 on a lottery you didn't enter?
 
If I sign up and travel into the future, do I get to meet any cute future-babes?

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Time travel is nothing new. I speak to people in the future all the time when I call my family back on the East Coast. (see what I did there?)
 
I remember years ago Art Bell had someone on his show who claimed to have a time machine. Time travel seems to me one of the easier things in this world to verify so we should have an answer real soon.

Oh and he predicts a market real soon for his product? You know if VCR's cost thousands of dollars when they first hit the market something tells me a time machine might be out of most people's price range.
 
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