Movie Caption Contest #136: Engineers

[Candlelight]

Cleary: "What did I do?"
Scotty: "Looks like you're... *puts on sunglasses* not the brightest bulb in the house"

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Cleary: "These new console display screens..."
Scott: "Aye..."
Cleary: "They're a little bright. Who manufactures them?"
Scott: "Sharp."
Sulu os: "Oh my!"

 

[scottydog]

Geordi: "These eye implants work just fine, Captain. Why do you ask?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: Full eyesight you say.
Geordi: And that's not all--have you noticed how your ball sack is getting firmer?

Picard: "I've also noticed that you're hand is getting colder."

 

[LeadHead]

Engineer in foreground #1: Ten bucks says Scotty fires Cleary.

Engineer in foreground #2: You're on.

Cleary: Mr. Scott I'm sorry!

Scotty: It's all right Cleary, I'm reassigning you o airlock maintenence, just step inside the airlock here...

Engineer in foreground #2: How does the bet work out since he was just shoved out an airlock?

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I think that's Deanna skinny-dipping with Beverly in the lake."

Geordi: "I think I want to be blind again."

 

[LeadHead]

La Forge: So the good news is that my eyes started working again. The bad news is, it worked too well, i now literally have eyes in the back of my head.

 

[Alrik]

Burton: "I see it coming. It's just over that ridge. It'll be the end of us for sure."

Stewart: "Nonsense, it's just the courier with the script for the next film. How bad could it be?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Well, there are two banthas down there but I don't see any...wait a minute, they're Sand People all right..."

Geordi: "They prefer to be called Tusken Raiders, you racist!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: These real eyes suck, I cant even tell what color underwear Dr Crusher has on!

PICARD: White with pink flowers and a tiny bow in front.

....Ah, just a guess.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

LaForge: "It's Dr. Crusher and Counselor Troi skinny-dipping in that lake alright. But I can't quite make out what they're doing. Sure don't look like swimmin', though."

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Well, there are two banthas down there but I don't see any...wait a minute, they're Sand People all right..."

*Geordi hits Picard*

Geordi: "THAT'S OUR WORD!"

 

[SeerSGB]

Picard: You got your eyesight back!

Geordi: Just in time too...they're showing the 2009 Star Trek for the ship's "Classics of Sci Fi" night.

Riker: Blind again?

Geordi: Fucking Abrams!

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: I'm so happy for you, Geordi. I can't begin to tell you.

GEORDI: Well actually, you just DID. So...you're kind of a liar, sir.

WILL: Estimated time of arrival?

GEORDI: 41 minutes, sir...provided the audience doesn't storm out of the theaters long before than out of sheer boredom!!

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: CLEARY...

The bloody idiot!!!

I told him...NO Jheri Curl in the borgas engine room!!

 

[Candlelight]

Geordi: "Fans are correct sir, this does feel like a TNG two-parter. Whoop - here comes an ad break!"

*music swells, fade to black*

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Oh boys? Is this what you're looking for?"

Geordi: "Hey, where the white women at?"

Son'a (off screen): "Get 'em!"

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI: Ohhhhhhh.

So THAT'S where the plot went.


Thanks, sir.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI: Our warp reactor's at maximum capacity, sir...if we push it any harder, it'll think it's in a relationship with Ike Turner!!

 

[Candlelight]

Geordi: *fap fap fap* "Sir!"
Riker: "Geordi! Not on the bridge PLEASE!!"

Scene from Masterbater and Commander.