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ST09 critics, why don't you like it?

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Oh, yeah. Oh, watch mommy die, is supposed to be a dramatic and sad scene... except that I laughed my ass off.
I laughed when Spock died in TWOK. :shrug:

I was sitting with a friend at the premiere showing of TWOK at the MacArthur Theatre in Washington DC, and when Spock - after apparently absorbing incredible amounts of radiation or something - slaps his bloody hand up against the glass in the Vulcan salute, this guy leans over and says loudly enough to be heard for a few seat around, "Live Long And Phosphor."

I cracked up, as did several other adults.
 
Note: this thread appears to be more popular than the one designated for those who like the film. Hmmm...
Because people who like the film are posting here, but those who dislike it aren't posting in the like thread.
 
None of them work if you want to criticize, and all of them work if you want to argue in their favor. There is no baseline of reality against which to peg these things; this is an inconsistent and arbitrary fantasy world.
 
Oh, yeah. Oh, watch mommy die, is supposed to be a dramatic and sad scene... except that I laughed my ass off.
I laughed when Spock died in TWOK. :shrug:

I was sitting with a friend at the premiere showing of TWOK at the MacArthur Theatre in Washington DC, and when Spock - after apparently absorbing incredible amounts of radiation or something - slaps his bloody hand up against the glass in the Vulcan salute, this guy leans over and says loudly enough to be heard for a few seat around, "Live Long And Phosphor."

I cracked up, as did several other adults.
:guffaw:

I found the scene to be so awkwardly directed and acted that it became comical.
 
Note: this thread appears to be more popular than the one designated for those who like the film. Hmmm...

Puh-lease - the vast majority of the conversation in the entire forum is between people who like the film. Do you think we have any need to cultivate that topic? :guffaw: :guffaw:
 
No one can credibly argue that in that time period the Federation does not have everything it needs for effective time travel, unless they make something up that's not in evidence at part of canon. There's an entire movie demonstrating that they do have the ability.

Now
you
bring up
canon? :lol:

There is no reason, therefore, for Spock or any of his mates to have failed to return to any point in time to correct whatever bad thing they think needs correcting. Accidental deaths or heinous crimes would be particularly good candidates for that.

Absolutely. And if DS9 is considered part of the TOS timeline, they did it no less than 17 times. At least 13 were not shown. As far as I'm concerned in canon world, they did go back and fix all that stuff and you didn't get to see it. Your point? ;)

If Spock should have gone back in time to save Vulcan, he should have gone back in time to save Kirk's life by stopping Soran. He should have gone back in time to save David Marcus. He should have gone back in time to prevent V'Ger from destroying Epsilon Nine. He should have gone back in time to save Gorkon from assassination. He should have -

Of the 4 times that the good crew Enterprise time-traveled in TOS, 3 of those times they were fixing their own time-travel mess. The 4th they were fugitives and broke so many regs, what is one more?

"Tomorrow is Yesterday" -> They F'd up their own timeline by accident and needed to fix it.

"Assignment Earth" -> They were under orders from the Feds. They thought they were F'cking up the timeline and in attempting to fix it nearly did but all was well in the end.

"Guardian of Forever" -> McCoy F'd it up. Kirk and Spock go back and fix it.

ST:IV -> Kirk & Co were already fugitives and at this point didn't care about F'cking up the timeline - like one more violation is going to make a difference to their court-martial. Of course it was convenient that humpback whales were going to go extinct anyway ;)

ST:XI -> sorta-Prime Spock (and Nero) F'd up Abram Trek's timeline and since he broke it, he should fix it.

Boil it down for you. 75% of canon time, they F'd up the time-line and 100% of the time they were responsible enough to try and fix it. Hows them numbers?

Fuck it. This is a nonsense argument because not only is Star Trek not real, its storytelling is demonstrably arbitrary and always has been.

Surgeon General Warning: If this thread is going to get your blood pressure high, I strongly recommend not reading it as no one is going to change anyone's mind ;)
 
all of them work if you want to argue in their favor.

That's not really what I meant by "work"; of course it can be said that logically problematic and inherently paradoxical time travel would "work" for someone arguing in its favor.
 
As far as I'm concerned in canon world, they did go back and fix all that stuff and you didn't get to see it.

Sorry, your opinion carries no weight at all with respect to "the canon world."

In the Trek canon, none of what you are suggesting happened. That is, if you understand what the word "canon" means in this context.

If you want to substitute your opinion for canonical reference, I'll do the same: Spock tried to go back to save Vulcan and you didn't get to see it.

There, your problem is solved using your own "logic." Move along.
 
all of them work if you want to argue in their favor.

That's not really what I meant by "work"; of course it can be said that logically problematic and inherently paradoxical time travel would "work" for someone arguing in its favor.

Yeah, but my point is that the only basic issue in any of this is whether one is hostile or friendly to a story in analysing it. There's no possibility of objective standards where any of this is concerned. If one is inclined to embrace and forgive error or inconsistency it can be done; if one is determined to attack the narrative no defense is sufficient.
 
ST:XI -> sorta-Prime Spock (and Nero) F'd up Abram Trek's timeline and since he broke it, he should fix it.

They created Abrams Trek's timeline ( in that they created its divergence from the Prime ). This does not get fixed; Nero is merely prevented from destroying the Federation.
 
You know, when Chekov lost nuSpock's mom in the transporter lock, the first thing I thought was "whoops", but said in a bad russian accent kinda way. And when nuKirk's getting his ass kicked by nuSpock, at the last moment he points to Chekov saying, "NOT ME it was him!"
 
Sorry, your opinion also carries no weight at all with respect to "the canon world."

In the Trek canon, none of what you are suggesting happened either. That is, if you understand what the word "canon" means in this context.

If you want to substitute your opinion for canonical reference, I'll do the same: Spock didn't try to go back to save Kirk from Soran and you didn't get to see it.

There, your problem is solved using your own "logic." Move along.

As far as I'm concerned in canon world, they did go back and fix all that stuff and you didn't get to see it.

Sorry, your opinion carries no weight at all with respect to "the canon world."

In the Trek canon, none of what you are suggesting happened. That is, if you understand what the word "canon" means in this context.

If you want to substitute your opinion for canonical reference, I'll do the same: Spock tried to go back to save Vulcan and you didn't get to see it.

There, your problem is solved using your own "logic." Move along.
 
Jimmy Doohan did some weird, unidentifiable accent. Was it Scottish? Not really, but would Scottish sound like Scottish in 2/300 years?

Interesting analytic approach there, positing that what doesn't work can be excused by making assumptions about the far future - maybe if we assume that mediocre acting will be considered award calibre in 2/300 years then we can credibly argue that the original supporting cast is better than the Abrams cast.

Why are you talking to me, man?
 
Very zen-like. The only option you're really giving is don't bother to critique it 'cause you'll be hitting the Submit Reply button without hesitation?

If one is inclined to embrace and forgive error or inconsistency it can be done; if one is determined to attack the narrative no defense is sufficient.
 
Sorry, your opinion also carries no weight at all with respect to "the canon world."

Which is why I didn't substitute my opinion for canon onscreen events.

You did.

In the Trek canon, none of what you are suggesting happened either. That is, if you understand what the word "canon" means in this context.

I have suggested nothing seriously that was not onscreen, because I understand what the word "canon" means.

You don't.

If you want to substitute your opinion for canonical reference, I'll do the same: Spock didn't try to go back to save Kirk from Soran...

I never said that he did. I simply pointed out the nonsensical implications of your logic with regard to the movie.

There, your problem is solved using your own "logic."

I have no problem with either TOS or Abrams's Star Trek movie.

You do.

Now, don't try that again unless you're ready to up your game quite a bit, 'mkay?
 
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