Movie Caption Contest #134: Do Come In
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Talbot: "Hey, buddy, light up or get out! There's no no-smoking in here!"
Lily: "What you doing?"
Picard: "Trying to make this gun go again"
Lily: "Spare me your futuristic mumbo jumbo, answer me properly"
Lily: Before we get down and dirty, I have to know one thing. Does the carpet match the drapes?
Lily: "You know your bathroom's out of toilet paper?"
Picard: "In my century we don't use tree products to wipe our bottoms. We have a more evolved sensibility."
Lily: "So you use your shirts? That'd explain that Worf guy."
Picard: "The three seashells."
Warner: "What do you mean this isn't the Tron sequel?"
Warner: "Hey! You're not Olivia Wilde!"
WARNER: I sure hope they offer me a role in the next movie.
Provided THIS tick-turd doesn't sink the entire bloody franchise.
LILY: Oh...by the way?
I've got a newsflash for ya, you self-righteous ASS...
Your display case of Enterprise models over there?
You left one out, moron.
"God, huh? Well here he is! Yes, he looks like a fat drunken Klingon but it's still him"
St. John Talbot: A woman! Thank god. Five years I've been stuck on this rock with nothing but this Klingon tub-o-lard to keep me company on the cool desert nights.
Korrd: <BURP> Didn't hear you complain last night, sweet cheeks.
LILY: KISS my ass, Captain...to hell with you, your starship and your future history!!!
All that said...
Where the hell's the ladies' room around here?
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"Ignore General Korrd, my dear.
He's just upset because he recently lost an eating contest. He ate EVERYTHING and therefore disqualified himself."
Lily: "-but Captain Gourmet Eating just has to bake his whale!!"
Picard: "This isn't about personal taste!"
Lily: "Liar!"
Picard: "This is about saving the menu on the Enterprise!"
Lily: "JEAN LUC, DEEP-FRY THE DAMN WHALE!"
Picard: "NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!"
Lily: "-but Captain Congressman has to work on his policies"
Picard: "This isn't about serving the people-"
Lily: "Liar!"
Picard: "This is about giving proportional rights to each electorate!"
Lily: "JEAN LUC, JUST VOTE ON THE DAMN PROPOSITION!"
Picard: "NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!"
*smashes model voting booths*
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