TOS Caption Contest #159: Just Another Day at the Office

[Hambone]

SPOCK, thinking: Match.com, my ass.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: You aren't the first machine intelligence I've mind-melded with, nor will you be the last.

 

[S'kai]

Nimoy, to OS producer: Hey this IS interesting. You think there is enough to the concept to make it into a full length motion picture? Naaah. It'll never work.

 

[Captain Crow]

Thanks for the win Rat Boy.

"Give your family, friends, and even your enemies a reason to call you a Shathead! Buy a Shat!"

Nomad: DANGER! DANGER! WARNING! WARNING!

Spock: Wrong show dumbass.

Nomad: Oh, poo.

Spock, yelling from his quarters: Red wine!?!?!?

[Chapel jumps out of the way as a wine bottle flies from Spock's quarters, hits the wall, and shatters]

Spock, yelling from his quarters: I said I wanted rosé wine with my meal you stupid woman!!!! Red wine gives me gas!!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: What the hell--?
McCoy: It's not always easy changing Scotty's bedpan after Haggis Night in the galley.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "An outdoor propane heater? Can't we just turn up the thermostat?"

* I have an outdoor propane heater that I've taken to calling Nomad, which invariably leads to lengthy explanations.

 

[scottydog]

Spock, irritated: "You've done it again. On the carpet."

NOMAD: "WHAT... HAVE... I... DONE?"

Spock: "You've boldly gone where Nomad has gone before."

 

[scottydog]

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: For the last time Spock,no space heaters on the bridge!!!!!!

 

[Captain Crow]

Nomad: <pop> Spacely's a stoop! <pop> Stoop! <pop> Stoop! <pop> Time for fun! <click> Time for fun! <click> Fun! <click> Fun! <click> Name your game! <click> Name your game! <pop> <click> Jupiter Gin! Jupiter Gin! <click> <click> <click> Planet Poker! Planer Poker! <click> <click> Five Card Satellite! <click> Five Card Satellite! <click> <click> <clop> <pop>

Spock: You've still got the wrong show dumbass.

Nomad: You've got to be shitting me! Oh, fuck it!

[Nomad disintegrates Spock]

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Something about this upgrade worries me.

 

[Captain Crow]

Nomad: I am sorry Spock Unit but, you are going to be replaced by the Jay Leno Unit.

 

[Rat Boy]

SPOCK: Something about this upgrade worries me.

Angsty teenager Cylon prototype: "I'm going to go home and cry now!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Cymad: "Bring me the one called 'Face'!"
Kirk: "That would have to be me, I presume."

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk (os): "...but then they raised taxes."

Nomad: "You said, that they said they would reduce taxes."

Kirk (os): "That's right."

Nomad: "but the other political party also said they'd lower taxes, then rased them, so the second political party came to power promising to reduce taxes, but then raised them, then the first political party, stated they never raised taxes, but instead had actual lowered the taxes, which they in fact raised ... "


Smoke begins to pour from Nomad's vents.

 

[scottydog]

[/QUOTE]

Spock: "Computer. End enlarged hologram of Captain Kirk's pants' zipper."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock wasn't too happy when he read the patch notes for Star Trek Online.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Lieutenant Uhura and I may have some use for you as a marital aide; please stop by her cabin on Deck 5.

 

[jep]

McCoy's "Abstract de Art" Exhibit was going great... until it caused Christine to have a flashback of her time working in the brothels of Arcturus 4.


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[scottydog]