TOS Caption Contest #159: Just Another Day at the Office

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Nomad: *My design was inspired by an old 20th Century marital aide known as a "butt plug".*

 

[Nerys Myk]

Carl starts planning his next bong.

 

[johcomp]

Shatner: Yeah, she was last to be picked for the Splat Attack teams - can't hit a barn door with a banjii!

 

[Isis]

The rest of the crew realized Chapel's isometric exercises had become an obsession when the walls could be covered with vomit, but if it was exercise time, everything else was put on hold.

On second thought, Shatner was glad the printer had made a typo in the original Shat mission statement, "Going Baldly Where No Hat Has Gone Before."

 

[Isis]

When market research showed the Shat slogan wasn't working, Shatner came up with, "Once you go Shat, you never go back."

 

[Isis]

Spock realized that making bedroom eyes was just like riding a bike. You may not have done it for ages, but when the opportunity presents, everything comes right back.

 

[Isis]

Middle-aged woman passing by: " 'Finger on my laser'? Laser? So that's what they're calling it these days? What's the world coming to?"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Try as he might, Carl just couldn't get Nomad to say "Yo mama!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Chapel (crying)"FLLuuffffyyyyyyyy!!!!!".

Spock: "Why do I have the feeling I'll see this thing again?"

 

[SRFX]

By the 23rd century, novelty shaped USB sticks had gotten out of hand.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Spock hates people who talk during the movie.

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Well whadya know, Jim. You're not the only dog in heat on board this ship."

 

[scottydog]

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: I am entering a supplemental log to the captain's entry.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Nimoy: "Would you tell Gene - Mr. Roddenberry - that I'm very sorry I've been such a pain in the ass and that I would really, really like to have my old dressing room back?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "I know Chapel can be a whiny, clingy, obsessive cling-on, heh, but damn, putting her pet tribble in the microwave is just harsh."
Spock os: "Bitch had it coming."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

This one is killing me!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Nomad: "Then things really got out of hand when Roykirk wouldn't stop singing 'Pants on the Ground.' Boy was I glad when I launched, let me tell you."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Bones, it seems you aren't the only one aboard with explosive diarrhea.

Customer (off-camera): Well that certainly looks like da shit.

 

[S'kai]

The captain was quite accepting of the new fire suppression system until he realized it cut off his sight line to Spock.