TOS Caption Contest #156: Three Kirks, One Smirk

[Shatmandu]

Noel: "Look, I don't mind that you wear my panties, I'd just like you to wash out the skids before returning them, unkaay?"

 

[Isis]

Wow, a double win! Thanks, Shatmandu. Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be too prolific today, as the photo below is a pretty good representation of my front yard at the moment.

Isis, in need of some hot chocolate and a fireplace...

 

[Gertch]

Shatner (during a break): "So your movie idea is for people to sit in a chair like this, with a probe in the back of their head that takes their mind into some kind of computer fantasy? Hehe - don't quit the day job."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: This is gonna be good.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I see what you did there."

 

[Gertch]

In the future you'll have to watch a PSA about calories before ordering fast food.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "You're a bottom."

 

[T'Girl]

Helen Noel: "Watch the lights, and imagine me....."

Kirk: "Okay, I see the lights."

Helen Noel: "How many lights do you see?"

Kirk: "Four, I see four lights."

Helen Noel: "Watch the lights, and imagine me....."

Kirk: "I see the lights."

Noel: "What am I wearing."

Kirk: "Black boots."

Noel: "Okay, what else?"

Kirk: "Black trousers and a blue shirt."

Noel: "Now wait one damn minute."

Kirk: "Short black hair."

Noel: "Stop."

Kirk: "Pointed ears."

Noel: "Noel to Enterprise."

Scott: "Go ahead."

Noel: "Just beam me into open space, energize."

 

[SRFX]

Kirk: "Excellent! The plot device has arrived."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "'Penology'. Heh."

 

[GeorgeKirk]

"For me, Spock? Come here and let me kiss you, you bifurcated stallion!"

 

[Alrik]

Thank you for the Win Shatmandu!

Kirk: "Hmm. Smells like team spirit."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Smells kind of like...victory. Some day this war is gonna end."

 

[Captain Crow]

Noel: That will be $12.98. Please pull your Rascal Scooter up to the next window to collect your order.

 

[Shatmandu]

Noel: "No, I don't want to 'see your Whopper'. That's a different place, anyways. Just pull around. <then, under breath> Douchebag."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Beam it out into space, widest possible dispersion."

 

[scottydog]

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Say, this gives me an idea..."

 

[Gertch]

"Lipstick for fake blood? What's going on with the budget here? Hey wait, this is George's."

 

[scottydog]

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Shatner, singing: "And I'm gonna be hiiiiigh as a kite by then...."