Movie Caption Contest #118: Grok Blocked

[scottydog]

Borg Queen: "Your fear tells me you have been affected by an emotion chip."

Data: "Your face tells me you have been beaten by an ugly stick."

 

[SeerSGB]

Krige: Do you know how many sick slash-fics this scene's going to spawn?

Spiner: Well at least this time they'll pair me with a chick. Getting tired of all those "Data takes it up the ass from Worf" fics.

Frakes (Offscreen): Okay, Michael enter from the right. Okay in this scene Worf kills the Queen, saves Data, Brent I want you to look longingly into Worf's eyes and...

Spiner: DAMN IT!

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "And so, in the end, it comes down to you and me ..."
Queen: "I'd rather talk to Neelix."

 

[Captain Crow]

David, offscreen: Aren't you suppose to use latex gloves to prevent STD's?

Saavik: I prefer to do it bare nuckle.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "The things Shatmandu will do to get permission to start a Trek XI Caption Contest."

 

[Bones2]

So this is that "fanwank" thing people talk about...

 

[Candlelight]

Spock: "The things Shatmandu will do to get permission to start a Trek XI Caption Contest."

Which one are you?

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "The things Shatmandu will do to get permission to start a Trek XI Caption Contest."

Which one are you?

*Hides perm wig*

 

[Daneel]

SPOCK: "Why are you measuring the distance between the tip of my thumb and the tip of my index finger?"

SAAVIK: "Oh, just seeing if this whole thing is gonna be worth my time."

BORG QUEEN: "Are you familiar with physical forms of pleasure?"

DATA: "Ah, now that is more like it. I am definitely game for that."

BORG QUEEN: "Excellent. Just wait til you see what I'm going to do to -- Hey! Why did you just download some new anti-virus software?!"

DATA: "Nothing personal, baby -- I do that with everyone. Honest!"

UHURA: "I'm so sorry... but you know, in situations like these, you have to focus on the positive."

SPOCK: "The positive? My planet has been destroyed, my species is facing extinction, my mother just died right in front of me, and the Federation is being threatened with annihilation by a genocidal madman. How could there possibly be anything positive in all this?"

UHURA: "T'Pring didn't make it off Vulcan. You're no longer bonded to her."

>Spock thinks about it for a moment.<

SPOCK: "Yeah, that bitch really could've complicated things in the future. Oh Nyota, you always know just what to say..."

 

[LeadHead]

Borg Queen: Are you ready for our date?

Data: Sure, let me put my face on.

Uhura: It must be so painful for you.

Spock: Yeah, out of all the Vulcans, those 3 bullies were survivors.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I should be helping Rat Boy judge the contest."
Uhura: "I want you to nerve pinch my clitoris."
Spock: "... The contest can wait."

 

[cooleddie74]

Spock knew the contest was over.

But his boner?


JUST gettin' started...

 

[Shatmandu]

Uhura: "We're still Sticky."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:You realize, of course...this doesn't GUARANTEE you a promotion.

But it doesn't HURT.

 

[Shatmandu]

Uhura, in tears: "He got to become a Captain. Why can't I? If you loved me, you'd make it happen. Why don't you love me enough to do that for me? I'll have to rethink this whole relationship if I don't get to become a Captain pretty goddamned soon."

 

[cooleddie74]

AXE Plomeek-Scented Body Spray

For the demanding Vulcan about to go through pon farr

 

[Nerys Myk]