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Dragnet 2377

TheLoneRedshirt

Commodore
Commodore
(Note: This is too long for the September challenge, but I decided to post it as a short story. Enjoy!)

Dragnet 2377

The story you are about to read is true. Only the facts have been changed to protect the innocent.

This is the city – Rigellia, Rigel IV. Over 12 million sentient beings call this metropolis home. Most are honest, law-abiding citizens seeking to live a peaceful life on the most populous planet in the Federation. Some prefer to ignore the rules, taking advantage of their fellow beings. On occasion someone loses their life. That’s where I come in. My name is Friday. I carry a badge.

It was Hynaday morning. The weather was unseasonably warm and rain was scheduled for midday. I was working the day watch out of homicide with my partner, Detective Bill Gannon. Our boss, Chief Inspector Syuun entered the squad room and dropped a PADD on my desk. I didn’t need a mind-meld to know the skipper wasn’t happy.

“Sergeant Friday, Detective Gannon, we have another dead Klingon – the fourth this month. A patrol unit received a call at 0637 about the deceased discovered at the Riikul Apartments on Lytoo Street.”

“Classy place,” chimed in Gannon. “if you’re a Denebian cockroach.”

Syuun didn’t comment on Bill’s remark, though I could tell he was annoyed. Then again, Syuun always seemed annoyed.

“Like the others?” I asked.

The skipper nodded. “Yes. Same scenario as before – signs of a struggle, yet no evidence of any attacker. And like the others, this one was asphyxiated.”

I stood and grabbed my PADD, holstered my phaser and put on my jacket. “Better head on down there,” I said. “Any witnesses?”

Syuun shook his head. “None. The apartment manager, a Mrs. Trjix called it in. See what you can get from her.”

* * *

Traffic was still heavy as Bill drove our unmarked skimmer through the crowded streets. It took us nearly twenty minutes to reach the scene of the crime. The Riikul Apartments were situated in the industrial district.

“Joe, when are you going to have dinner with us again? The missus has a lady friend she’d like you to meet.”

“Last time I came over, you tried to fix me up with a ‘lady’ with three eyes.”

“You have to admit, she had a great personality.”

“She also had three legs.”

Bill sighed. “Partner, you have some pretty high standards.”

“I don’t think expecting an even number of eyes and limbs is asking too much.”

“You’ll never get hitched with that kind of attitude.”

“Here’s the place,” I said, glad to change the subject. “Pull in over there.”

The apartment building was gray and somber, like the weather, bracketed by a pair of imposing warehouses. Two patrol skimmers with warning lights still strobing were parked ahead of us. A uniformed Andorian patrolman stood by the entrance and nodded at us as we approached.

“Detectives,” he said in greeting. “Body’s in apartment 21, second floor. The landlady is in the office over there. She’s pretty shook up.”

“Thanks Vishuul.” We headed up a dark stairwell to the second floor. The air smelled of mildew and fried foods. Nearby a baby was crying. A second patrolman stood in front of apartment 21, a look of disgust on his face.

“You might want to put on a filter mask, Joe,” warned the officer. “It’s ripe in there.”

“Thanks,” I said. “I’ve smelled this before.”

We entered the apartment – a small efficiency unit that probably ran 200 credits a month. It showed its age with worn carpet and dingy wall coverings. The scattered and broken third-hand furniture looked like it had been rescued from a recycling facility. I set those impressions aside as I saw a large Klingon lying in the middle of the sitting room. From the smell, he had been dead for at least a day. Corporal Yizan Kel was holding a tricorder in one hand and a handkerchief over his nose. The Trill spots along his neck were very pronounced, indicating his discomfort.

“Kel, what do we have?”

The officer lowered his makeshift mask. “Klingon male – late sixties. No visible marks on the corpse except old scars – probably from combat decades ago. C.O.D. appears to be asphyxia – at least that’s what I get from this glitchy tricorder.”

I nodded. “We’ll let the coroner make that call.” I knelt down and pointed at a familiar object. “Looks like he tried to put up a fight.”

Kel nodded. “He is Klingon. It’s their way. No sign of blood or DNA on the blade, though.”

Bill slipped on a pair of gloves and picked up the d’k tahg. The three blades were spread, ready for use.

“Looks like he never got a chance to use it,” remarked Gannon as he slipped the weapon into an evidence bag.

“Pretty hard to sneak up on a Klingon,” I mused. “And by the looks of things, there was quite a struggle.”

“I don’t know many people who could disarm a Klingon,” said Bill.

“Unless it was another Klingon,” suggested Kel.

“No. If it was another Klingon, there would definitely be blood. Any signs of trauma on the victim’s neck?”

“No – and that’s the weird thing.”

“What’s that?”

“He wasn’t choked. He was smothered.”

“Joe? Take a look at this.” Gannon was holding a strand of hair with a pair of tweezers. Kel came over and ran the tricorder over it.

“Huh. That can’t be right.” He shook the tricorder irritably.

“Easy there, son,” chided Gannon. “What does it say?”

“According to this, that hair came from a Tribble.”

* * *

The coroner and CSI team arrived and relieved Corporal Kel, who seemed happy to be relieved of his post. Bill and I decided to interview the landlady, Mrs. Trjix. We found her in her office, her head crest rising and falling with agitation. She blinked at us with eyes the size of dinner plates and licked her face with a long black tongue.

“Sergeant Joe Friday, ma’am. This is my partner, Detective Bill Gannon. Can you tell us what happened?”

“Oh, this is awful, just awful! That poor Mr. Krelak. Such a nice man . . . for a Klingon, anyway.”

“Yes ma’am. The patrol officers said you found Mr. Krelak this morning.”

“That’s right. He’s always very prompt – comes down to use the replimat each morning at 5:00. Always gets some sort of squirmy stuff to eat, not that I pay close attention. I don’t like to pry.”

“No ma’am. So he didn’t come down this morning?”

“No, he didn’t. I thought it was odd, ‘cause I heard him come in late last night. He was singing very loud – something in Klingon, though – I didn’t understand a word. I think he was putting away the bloodwine, if you catch my drift.”

Mrs. Trjix had lowered her voice, as if sharing a secret with us. I tried to get the conversation back on track.

“Back to this morning. When he didn’t show up at his normal time, what did you do?”

“Well . . . nothing at first. I’m not one of those nosey landlords like some people I know. Figured it wasn’t any of my business, right? But around six I got to thinking – I’d hate for him to lose his job – he works down at the tritanium ore processing plant – so I decided to knock on his door.”

I made notes in my PADD. “Go on.”

“Like I said, I went on upstairs to knock on his door – only . . .”

“Only what, ma’am?” asked Bill.

“His door was already partly open. I thought that was very odd, because Mr. Krelak is a stickler for privacy. That’s one reason I hesitated even to go up there.”

“Why not call him over his comm.?” I asked.

“Doesn’t have one. He’s a bit hard of hearing and he’s vain about it. I’ve noticed a lot of men get sensitive about hearing loss. Vanity, I suppose. What do you think?”

“Just the facts, ma’am,” I replied, giving Gannon a warning look. He was enjoying the conversation too much. “What did you do then?”

“What anyone would do, I suppose. I called his name. No answer of course, but I figured he just couldn’t hear me. To be honest, I wasn’t sure what to do. Like I said, he was a stickler for his privacy – I hated to just barge in. What if he were . . .” she leaned forward, her eyes now the size of large pizzas, “. . . naked!”

Gannon had a sudden coughing fit. I cleared my throat and continued. “Did you, or did you not, go into the apartment, Mrs. Trjix?”

The landlady frowned and her tongue darted out, snatching a flying insect that blundered into range. “Hold your ktanurrs, young man – I’m getting to that. Like I said, I wasn’t sure what to do when Mr. Mukara came out of his apartment to walk his little dog, Prissy. It’s a Yerkie or Yorkie, something like that. I can’t tell one Terran dog from another. At least Mr. Mukara is good about cleaning up the dog poop off the sidewalk. Some people don’t, you know!”

“Yes ma’am, I know. Did Mr. Mukara go in the apartment with you?”

“I’m coming to that. Don’t rush me, young man, my hearts are beating twenty times a minute already and if my blood temperature drops any lower I’ll be hibernating for a month!”

“Sorry. You were saying?”

“Well, Mr. Mukara says, ‘good morning,’ and I do the same when his little dog starts whining and pulling hard at his leash. Mr. Mukara is getting frail – he’s 125 if he’s a day, though he says he’s only 115. The little dog snatched the leash right out of his hand and ran into the apartment! Poor Mr. Mukara was so upset – he didn’t like Mr. Krelak much, I think he was kinda prejudiced against Klingons, if you ask me, and before I could say another word, he ran into the apartment after the dog.”

I glanced at Bill who looked back at me and shrugged. Some people just can’t tell the short version.

“And what happened next, Mrs. Trjix?”

“Well, what do you think happened? We found poor Mr. Krelak just like you saw him, poor thing.”

“Did Mr. Krelak have any enemies that you know of? Anyone who might wish to do him harm?”

She shook her head as her tongue ran across her eyes. “No, no one. Like I said, he was pretty quiet – stayed to himself mostly. Nice enough for a Klingon.”

I switched off my PADD and stowed it inside my jacket. Bill and I stood.

“Thank you for your time, Mrs. Trjix. We appreciate your cooperation.”

She stood unsteadily on four legs and rubbed a foreclaw against her chin. “One other thing – though it’s probably nothing.”

“Every detail helps, ma’am.”

“Shortly before Mr. Krelak got in last night, I noticed a cargo van parked in front of the building. I’ve seen it around once or twice recently. Kind of odd, though.”

“How’s that?”

“It was from a pet store. There aren’t any pet stores anywhere near here.”

“Maybe they were delivering for one of your tenants,” suggested Gannon. “Maybe for Mr. Mukara’s dog?”

“No – I asked him about that. He replicates dog food for his pooch. No one else in the building owns a pet. Believe me, I would know!”

Gannon and I exchanged a look. “Can you remember the name of the pet store?”

She tapped the hard carapace of her head. “Got what you call eidetic memory. Remember everything I see. It was the Great Bird of the Galaxy Pet Store on L’Dier Street.”

* * *

Bill and I thanked Mrs. Trjix for her cooperation and left our comm. codes should she remember anything else. We left the scene and headed toward L’Dier Street to interview the proprietor of the pet store.

“Cases like this give me a headache, Joe.”

I nodded. “I hear you. Too little evidence to go on.”

“No, I don’t mean that. It’s going into these old apartment buildings. Mold spores – they go right up your nose. Gives me one humdinger of a headache everytime.”

I smiled. “There’s some pain-killers in the first aid kit.”

Bill shook his head and gave me a side-long glance. “Just covers the symptoms, Joe. The real trick is to inhale steaming hot water with lemon juice. Knocks it out every time.”

“We’re fresh out of lemon juice, Bill.”

“Story of my life, Joe.”

We made good time through traffic and in fifteen minutes we pulled up in front of the Great Bird of the Galaxy Pet Store.

“Did you have a pet growing up, Joe?”

“Not that I remember. My folks weren’t too fond of animals.”

“Too bad. We always had pets of some kind around when I was a kid – dogs, cats, goldfish. My brother Ernie once had a Slime-worm that he kept under his bed. Mom came across it one day and about had a coronary – the thing was about two meters long with a mouthful of teeth. That was it for the Slime-worm.”

We turned onto L’Dier Street and pulled to the curb a block from the pet store. Parked in front of the store was the large cargo van that Mrs. Trjix had described. It was covered in colorful graphics showing smiling pets from a host of planets.

“Kinda creepy if you ask me,” remarked Bill.

“What’s that?”

“All those smiling animals on that van. Look, there’s a smiling Slime-worm.”

I gave the van another look. Something didn’t make sense.

“Hey Bill.”

“Yeah?”

“Why do you suppose a pet store needs such a big van?”

“I was wondering the same thing.”

We allowed the scheduled rain shower to pass before making our way to the store. Bill grabbed my arm as we came alongside the van.

“Joe, look at that.”

I followed Bill’s finger to the heavy-duty repulsor lift units on the van. The vehicle was equipped to carry a great deal of weight.

“Unless cattle have become popular pets, doesn’t that seem like overkill to you?” Bill asked. I nodded.

“Let’s go inside.”

The pet store was much like any you would find on a Federation world, particularly that catered to humans. There were dogs and cats of various kinds kept safely behind low-level force fields and aisle after aisle of pet foods and accessories. Glass tanks held fish, reptiles and amphibians while more exotic creatures from around the quadrant lined another wall. A young Rigellian girl stood behind the counter. She placed the PADD she was reading on the counter and greeted us.

“May I help you?” she asked. Bill and I produced our credentials.

“I’m Sergeant Friday, this is my partner, Detective Gannon. Is the manager in?”

The girl looked surprised when she saw our credentials. “Is something wrong?” she asked.

“Just part of an investigation. We need to ask the manager a few questions?”

“What sort of investigation?” came a booming voice.

Bill and I turned to see a tall well-built human male who appeared to be in his late middle-age. His close-cropped hair was slate gray and he had a prominent scar across his nose and cheek. I don’t think he was glad to see us.

“A murder investigation,” I replied. The man was carrying a heavy bag of dog food over his shoulder, which he placed on a display pallet. He didn’t seem shocked by my pronouncement.

“Murder, huh? Someone shoot a dog? Vaporize a hamster?” He smiled at his joke but I saw no humor in his eyes. “Steven Dodd. I own this place.” He didn’t offer his hand in greeting.

After identifying Bill and myself, I produced my PADD from my jacket and displayed the image of the late Mr. Krelak. “Do you know him, Mr. Dodd?” I asked.

The image of the dead Klingon did not cause any apparent reaction in Dodd. “I’ve seen plenty of dead Klingons Detective. Served three hitches with the Marines and got into some nasty border skirmishes back in the day.”

“You didn’t answer the question, Dodd. Do you know this Klingon?”

He took the PADD and gave it a perfunctory once over before handing it back to me. “Nope. Should I?”

Bill cocked an eye at him. “Mr. Dodd, your van out there was spotted near Krelak’s apartment on more than one occasion, including last night when he was killed. Care to explain that?”

Dodd looked puzzled. “My van? You must be mistaken.”

“No mistake – we have an eye witness. Mind if we take a look inside the van?”

He shrugged. “Be my guest.”

Dodd unlocked the cargo bay of the van and we stepped inside. It smelled strongly of assorted animals and pet food, though there were no animals in it at the moment. Bill pulled out his pocket tricorder and began scanning the interior.

“What are you looking for?” Dodd asked. He seemed genuinely puzzled but I’ve met some pretty good actors among the criminal class.

“We’ll know when we find it,” I replied. Bill’s tricorder began to beep for attention and he followed it forward then knelt down to the deck. He glanced up at me.

“Tribble fur. From the readings, there were a bunch of them, too.”

Dodd shook his head in protest. “No way! Tribbles are illegal for trade. I’ve never carried them and never will!”

Bill shoved the tricorder toward Dodd. “Care to explain this, then?”

The man’s face reddened. “Marconi!” He spat out the name in obvious distaste.

“Who’s Marconi?” I asked.

“A guy that used to work for me, ‘til I fired him about a month ago. Found out he was trading exotics on the black market – restricted and illegal animals, some of them dangerous. He was also into gene manipulation – called it a hobby but I got the feeling he was up to no good.”

Bill took down the information on his PADD. “Where can we find this ‘Marconi?’”

“He was living in the industrial district. Not far from where you said the Klingon was killed.” He rubbed his jaw. “I changed the security code on the van. He must have gotten hold of the new one somehow.” His expression hardened. “Disala!”

“Who?”

“My clerk – you just met her. She and Marconi used to hang out – I’ll bet she gave him the code!”

We went back into the store. Bill called in Marconi’s address to dispatch a patrol unit while I talked to the girl. She quickly admitted that she had passed the code to Marconi – he claimed he needed the truck to move some items. She didn’t mean to do anything wrong.

By the look Dodd gave her, I was pretty sure she would be looking for new employment before the end of the day.

* * *
 
(Continued)

A half-hour later, we met up with the patrol unit outside of a seedy-looking duplex. I directed the patrol officers to take up positions at the back of the domicile while Bill and I approached the front with our phasers drawn.

I pressed the enunciator by the door. There was a pause before a voice came over the speaker.

“Who is it?”

“Open up, Marconi. Police!”

We could hear a rustling sound then hurried footfalls. Momentarily, the voice of Officer Quinlan came over my compin.

“Sergeant Friday – we’ve got the perp. He was making a run out of the back door.”

“We’ll be right there, Quinlan.”

Momentarily, we found the two uniformed officers standing over a non-assuming young human male, probably in his mid twenties. His clothing and hair was mussed from his struggle with the officers.

“What’s the hurry, Marconi? We just want to talk.”

“I . . . I got nothing to say to you,” he said. The tremor in his voice indicated he was scared.

“Yeah, that’s your right under Federation statutes. But it might go a lot better for you if you tell us the truth – starting with why you were placed at the scene of a homicide early this morning.”

Marconi’s face went pale. “I swear – I had nothing to do with it! I just . . .”

I squatted down to peer into his face. “You just what, son?”

He began to sob and shake his head. “It was supposed to just scare them – rattle their cages. It got out of hand.”

I frowned. “What got out of hand? Better for you to tell us everything.”

He looked up, his face a picture of guilt and misery. “The giant Tribbles. My client had a beef with some Klingons. I don’t know what that was about. He found me on the ‘net – learned that I was good at manipulating the genes of animals, gave me a challenge – create a giant Tribble. At first I thought it was a joke, then he offers to pay me 100 bars of gold-pressed latinum. I figure – ‘what’s the harm?’ so I get to work.”

I glanced at Bill who wore a serious expression. “You knew what you were doing was illegal, didn’t you?”

Marconi wiped his snotty nose on his sleeve. “Yeah – but that was part of the fun. And it’s not like I was hurting anyone, right?”

“Tell that to the four dead Klingons.”

* * *

After reading him his rights, we took Marconi downtown for processing and further interrogation. Faced with the prospect of a murder charge, he opened up – even though his attorney tried to keep him quiet. Turned out that Marconi’s client was himself a Klingon named Mogurd. Mogurd apparently had a score to settle with his fellow Klingons but chose to dispose of them through unorthodox means. In that, he was successful.

I sat at my desk in the squad room trying to figure Mogurd’s motives. Bill approached with two cups of coffee, setting one before me.

“We’ve run a system-wide search for Mogurd. No luck there. Seems he’s long gone – maybe back to Klingon space.”

I sipped my coffee. “I doubt we’ll ever find him, Bill. If it was revenge he wanted – he got it – in spades. Unless I’m wrong, we’ll never put cuffs on him.”

Bill sat in his own chair and crossed his arms. I recognized the puzzled look on his face.

“Something bothering you, Bill?”

“Plenty. The whole case is a corker, Joe. Why would a Klingon go to all the trouble of hiring a kid to create mutant killer Tribbles? For Pete’s sake, why not just take a disruptor and do the job – cheaper and way more efficient, if you ask me?”

“My guess? Mogurd wanted to deny his victims honor. And what better way than to take a Klingon’s life with a little ball of purring fur?”

“Joe, did you see the Tribbles that Marconi created? They were two meters tall! Not exactly cuddly. Not to mention they move like lightning. Good thing they like humans.”

I thought about the old Klingons facing what for them would be a nightmare – being slowly smothered by giant Tribbles, knowing their deaths would be slow and without honor.

“Yeah, good thing,” I agreed. Stifling a yawn, I looked at my chronometer. “About time to clock out, Bill.”

“Sure looks that way. Say, Joe – I spoke to the missus a few minutes ago – her lady friend is still planning on coming to dinner this evening – why not come over and meet her?”

I tossed the empty coffee cup in the ‘cycler. “Pass.”

Bill shook his head in frustration. “Come on Joe – what else could you possibly do tonight?”

“I dunno. Maybe I’ll order some Chinese and watch a holo-movie.”

“Your loss.”

* * *

I decided to walk back to my apartment instead of taking the tram. The heat of the day had broken and a cool breeze drifted across the city. Turning down my street, I paused at a shop window.

“What the heck?” I said, and entered the small store. Inside, dogs barked and a parrot repeated, Sale today – Sale today.” I approached the old Andorian woman who sat behind the counter.

“Excuse me, ma’am. How much for that doggie in the window?”

END (With apologies to the late Jack Webb)
 
Is this a challenge entry? Cause if it is I'm wiped out of the competition and I suspect the others are too. Jesus, TLR, where do you get this stuff? Absolutely brilliant-you had me at "My name's Friday." Frickin hilarious!
 
Is this a challenge entry? Cause if it is I'm wiped out of the competition and I suspect the others are too. Jesus, TLR, where do you get this stuff? Absolutely brilliant-you had me at "My name's Friday." Frickin hilarious!

Dragnet, and its spinoffs (emergency and ADAM 12) were great shows...I miss shows like that..no gray area just good/bad cops and peramedics...you captured the essense!!!

Rob
 
What a great story! A great mystery, funny as hell, and you really captured the cop-show, buddy-buddy thing. I especially loved the long-tongued landlady who keeps protesting she doesn't pry but in the same breath reveals she knows everything about all of her tenants. Priceless!

Another great story here TLR.
 
Not as in-depth as yours, I did this one eight years ago :

Title : Eden The Hard Way

Author : ‘Goji’ Rob Morris

Series : TOS Remix of Episode ‘The Way To Eden’

Type : Crossover with Dragnet

Part : 1/1

Characters : TOS Crew, Svrin+followers, Joe Friday (Jack Webb) and Bill Gannon (Harry Morgan)

Rating : G

Summary : What happens when a group of space hippies meet up with the ultimate 1960’s cop? Just the facts, please.

Eden the Hard Way
by Rob Morris​

"Space, in all its stellar vastness, is said by some to be man's final frontier. We find things that improve the quality of life for all in our galaxy. The now-common vaccine for Qavert 1212 was developed solely as a plant protector during an Organian Treaty competition with the Klingon Empire over a planet that proved to be uninhabitable--for all the dilithium buried there. But in the process of seeking out new life, and new civilizations, some boldly go on the wrong side of Federation law. That's where I step in. I'm a cop. My name is Friday."

DRAGNET 2269

"The story you're about to hear is true. The names involved are well known to the galaxy-at-large."

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"My partner Bill Gannon and I were working Vehicular Theft under Commodore Mendez when a case we'd been working on cracked wide open."

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"Joe, Bill---that shuttlecraft that was stolen? Its in the custody of The USS Enterprise. I'd like you two to place the thieves in your custody. There's a band of familiar favorites behind it all."

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"Using a stripped-down transport built for speed and not much comfort, Bill and I made for Enterprise's position. There we were to arrest the famous---or to my mind-- infamous Doctor Svrin. Once a major proponent of the technology that has raised the quality of all our lives, he now preaches a standard anti-tech message. Nothing special. Just another scientist with too much brains and time and not nearly enough discipline."

"Hey, Joe? Is this gonna be like when we took down that cult-leader and her son? They were anti-tech, too, if I recall."

"I don't think so, Bill. Remember, she had a suppressive anti-tech shield up. Svrin or one of his followers tries that aboard Enterprise, they better have a lot of air on hand, fast."

"I guess. Joe, ya think we'll back by Thanksgiving?"

"Probably. Why?"

"Oh, the wife is fixing up some of her world-class relish. She makes it with carrots and those little green onions--I mean scallions. Did ya ever notice that, Joe?"

"Notice what?"

"How people call them little green onions, but they're really scallions?"

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"Arriving aboard Enterprise, I was pleased to find out that Captain Kirk is just as good as his reputation--and nowhere near as combative."

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"Gentlemen---you want those---people? You're welcome to them. Just get them off my ship, please."

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Talking to Doctor Svrin was like talking to that proverbial brick wall.

"I am not bound by your tech-enfeebled laws. I do not recognize your authority or the government you represent."

"Well, you're in luck, Doctor. Because both that authority and that government surely recognize you. Not that we really want to. What happened to your immune system is tragic. But why don't you help correct the flaws in the society you built, instead of just tearing it all down?"

"My words---they fall on deafened ears."

"My sentiments exactly, Doctor."

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"Asking around, we found the situation was nowhere near as cut and dry as we had thought. But then, it rarely is."

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"I---have diplomatic immunity. My father is an Ambassador."

"Fine--Daddy can come and fetch you out of lockup on Earth. But I have a job to do. I intend to do it."

"But we seek only a higher truth."

"So do I---they're The Facts. Just The Facts."

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"You must understand, Detective Friday. Irina--she has always been like this."

"No, Mister Chekov, you're wrong. Whatever she was---she's just become worse. Suppose that stolen shuttle had been needed for an emergency? What If I told you it was, and a child died because it wasn't in its bay?"

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"Detective, they merely seek higher truths. Their goals are laudable."

"Commander Spock--now just why is it that every truth seeker except for Christ and Surak and a handful of others always need to take someone else's property to find the truth? Because my truth says---that's against the law."

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"Herbert!"

"Herbert!"

"Herbertherbertherbertherbert....."

"Detective Gannon? Doesn't your friend know what we're calling him?"

"Oh, he knows, son. But to Joe Friday, ya see---'Herbert' is a compliment!"

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"I would like it stated for the record, now, that 'Fleet's orders to Captain Kirk, not to arrest the Ambassador's son, tied his hands and caused the brief takeover of the Enterprise. When we came to, we were in Romulan space, and some of Svrin's party were dead. Eden had an acid filling, it seems. Maybe its like Captain Kirk said. Man shouldn't just wander back into Eden---maybe we need the beating of drums. That's not my field, though. I'm just a cop."

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"So I am to be arrested merely for seeking Eden?"

"No, Maam. Irina--your quest is a good one, and I wish you well. But you decided to drag 400 innocent people into the territory of an enemy that is just as fascist as you folks claim our government is. Now, wouldn't you say that's wrong?"

"Notably, none of Svrin's followers were quite so talkative anymore."

IN A MOMENT - THE RESULTS OF THESE ACTIONS AND INVESTIGATIONS OF AND FOR THE SUPERIOR COURT OF SECTOR 001

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"The woman known as Irina Gulinan was sentenced to 6 Months at Auckland Penal Colony. The Ambassador's son had the unfortunate timing to return just as his father was removed from office during a sexual scandal. Captain James Kirk was given a Medal Of Commendation 1st Class, his 127th since assuming Command of The USS Enterprise. Sgts. Friday and Gannon are currently in Iowa, investigating the sensational murders last year of Captain Kirk's mother and young nephew. More as that case unfolds."

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"Hey, Joe? Wouldja hold this metal plate while I hit it with the hammer?"

"No thanks, Bill. I learned my lesson."
 
TLR, this was just a hands-down, fun little detective story and a very neat homage to a classic TV show. Even though I have to admit that I'm not particulalry familiar with it. I do remember the goofy movie with Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd (sp?).

The humor here was just spot on and I loved the in-between banter. My only regret: Nobody got taken downtown for the murders.

And Gojirob, way to hijack a thread. Besides that I thought your story made for a nice companion piece and an intersting, different take on the same characters. Admittedly it was a bit too twisty for me to follow completely. I'm a bit slow like that.
 
My apologies if that broke protocol. It had been a while since I even considered doing that. I was also afraid that, if I posted a separate thread, it might be the same difference. TLR wrote the deeper and better piece, anyhoo.
 
TLR: Since it's Dragnet, you gotta give it a Dragnet episode title, which is usually "The Big..." something.

Howzabout "THE BIG FURBALLS"?
 
I loved this. I don't have a lot to say about it besides that .. it was just well put-together and fun to read. :techman:
 
It was unfortunate it was too long. Would have been a great entry, and if you write more I'd love to read it. I may only be 24, but I loved a lot of those shows that were considered "before my time"
 
Gojirob--I'm afraid I must agree, that was very lacking in tact and class to hijack someone else's thread to pimp your own work.

TLR--EXCELLENT entry!
 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh so very funny! And well written to boot. With great banter and nice touches about the buddy cop investigation process. Very, very well done.
 
Gojirob--I'm afraid I must agree, that was very lacking in tact and class to hijack someone else's thread to pimp your own work.

TLR--EXCELLENT entry![/Q

If I apologize again, I'd also like to not be chastised about it again. Thank You. I now know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I did wrong. It won't happen again. I am sorry.
 
This was a very well done homage to an old favorite of mine. I remember watching reruns of Dragnet as a kid and watching first run episodes of Adam 12 and Emergency. You got the rhythm between Friday and Gannon down perfectly. I have a feeling both men are smiling from above at this story.
 
This was a very well done homage to an old favorite of mine. I remember watching reruns of Dragnet as a kid and watching first run episodes of Adam 12 and Emergency. You got the rhythm between Friday and Gannon down perfectly. I have a feeling both men are smiling from above at this story.

Well..., what he said. I had the same experience as a kid, and enjoyed your tale for the same reasons. And, I agree: you got the Friday-Gannon banter down perfectly. Nicely done! A very fun read! :bolian:
 
Thanks for the kind words, everyone. I was intrigued by the mystery theme for the September challenge, but couldn't get under the word limit. I thought I'd post it as a stand-alone. It's a lot of fun writing Friday and Gannon - I can easily hear them in my head. Loved watching the old Dragnet when I was a kid. :)
 
It's a lot of fun writing Friday and Gannon - I can easily hear them in my head. :)
That much was obvious, as you had me hearing them just as clearly in my head. :bolian:

Well ..., there was one moment when I was hearing the Daffy Duck and Porky Pig version, but that was brief. :lol:

Daffy and Porky!!! Why didn't I think of that? Time to start work on a crossover story with Duck Dodgers of the 24 and-a-half Century! (Guest starring Porky Pig as "Eager Young Space Cadet"). Join our heroes as they seek to locate a sample of the rare element Illudium Phosdex, "the shaving cream atom" before Marvin the Martian can use its awesome power to shave humanity from the face of the Earth. (cue dramatic music) :eek:
 
It's a lot of fun writing Friday and Gannon - I can easily hear them in my head. :)
That much was obvious, as you had me hearing them just as clearly in my head. :bolian:

Well ..., there was one moment when I was hearing the Daffy Duck and Porky Pig version, but that was brief. :lol:

Daffy and Porky!!! Why didn't I think of that? Time to start work on a crossover story with Duck Dodgers of the 24 and-a-half Century! (Guest starring Porky Pig as "Eager Young Space Cadet"). Join our heroes as they seek to locate a sample of the rare element Illudium Phosdex, "the shaving cream atom" before Marvin the Martian can use its awesome power to shave humanity from the face of the Earth. (cue dramatic music) :eek:

Now this I really want to read!:evil:
 
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