Movie Caption Contest #110: Blu-Ray Blues - The Search For Spock
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McCoy: My god, Jim! It's full of stars!
Multi-part quote:
Chekov: Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift.
Kirk (to Scotty): Give this job to Sulu. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. I mean, we're not murderers, in spite of what this Klingon thinks
Scotty: ... Are ye daft man!? We canna kill th' poor lad. Hasn't Grignak suffered enough?
Grignak: You kill I. Message received.
Kirk: Damn it Bones! Scotty's right! Just because he got you arrested is no reason to have him killed!
McCoy: You green-blooded, inhuman....
Spock: I find this whole conversation..... illogical.
Chekov: Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift.
Kirk (to Scotty): Give this job to Sulu. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. I mean, we're not murderers, in spite of what this Klingon thinks
Scotty: ... Are ye daft man!? We canna kill th' poor lad. Hasn't Grignak suffered enough?
Grignak: You kill I. Message received.
Kirk: Damn it Bones! Scotty's right! Just because he got you arrested is no reason to have him killed!
McCoy: You green-blooded, inhuman....
Spock: I find this whole conversation..... illogical.
Kirk: Scotty, these red alert lights are giving me a headache. Can you reactivate the normal lights?
Scotty: I could Sir, but it means I'll have to change the bulds.
SCOTTY:"The codes, Admiral?
I thought YOU had 'em! Why do ye always bloody look at US when ye're the forgetful bastard who can't see or think straight after a bottle of Saurian brandy?!"
THE FEDERATION'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Lowered Standards Edition
McCOY:"Tom DeLay is on WHICH show doing WHAT?!"
"I must humbly apologize for these three previous captions. Cooleddie's normally reliable and solid sense of humor was altered by the changes in this century's timeline."
"On secret, let you in, I will. Dies, David Marcus does. Script, read it I have."
"Oh, Jim, I was having the strangest dream! My god, that was scary"
"The giant rabbits again?"
"They were trying to eat me!"
"In MY language, 'Grignak' means Man of Bad Odor and Long Genitals."
KIRK:"You look like you just saw a ghost!!"
McCOY:"Worse, Jim...
MUCH WORSE...
I saw JURY DUTY with Pauly Shore!!"
Grignak: Yes, I look like Howie Mandel, People often say.
CAPTAIN: "So how did you manage to distract Admiral Kirk long enough to steal this information from him?"
VALKRIS: "I'm afraid I can't really repeat that story... this movie is only PG, after all."
KIRK: "Bones, I'm telling you: Vulcans do not secretly have the ability to shoot lasers out of their eyes, and even if they did, you wouldn't gain that ability just from having Spock's katra. Now knock it off and come with me to the bridge."
McCOY: "That green-blooded bastard... he couldn't let me experience just one cool thing about being a Vulcan..."
GRIGNAK: "My ears, transplanted from a Ferengi donor were. Strange desires, suddenly I have. Know how to perform Oo-mox, do you?"
KIRK: "Now you're sure you can make this look like an accident, Scotty? They've got some very thorough investigators at the insurance agency, you know."
SCOTTY: "Admiral, I told ya', you can count on me! I know what I'm doin'. When I'm through here, it'll look just like we were hit by a quantum filament."
KIRK: "Excellent. >sigh< I never thought I'd have to do this again."
VALKRIS:"Not only did I obtain the Genesis data, My Lord...but as you can see, I also got those breast implants you were asking for!!"
McCOY:"The Hot Pockets, Jim...
Avoid the DAMNED HOT POCKETS!!!"
"Made of gummi worms and licorice my face is...and my genitalia?
Like to know WOULDN'T you?"
KIRK:"Only one thing can save us now, Scotty."
SCOTTY:"Ye can't bloody mean..."
KIRK:"Yes, I do.
Chekov?
Get naked and dance."
Kirk: "Nothing? Oh well, switch to Blue Alert."
Chekov: "Are you certain, sir? That would mean changing the bulb."
SCOTTY:"I'm not a bloody MIRACLE WORKER, Admiral!!
The curly fries!!! They CANNAE take much more!!!"
"Jabba?
Who is...Jabba?
and why point gun at me do YOU?"
Kirk: "Nothing? Oh well, switch to Blue Alert."
Chekov: "Are you certain, sir? That would mean changing the bulb."
Awesome Red Dwarf reference!
Man, the RiffTrax crew has aged weird.
``Come on, Bones, you've seen me shirtless before.''
``That's uncanny! How did you know I'm a cat person?''
``It's desperate, Scotty, but only you, me, and Sulu here can save the day.''
``Jim ... that's Chekov.''
``What's the difference?''
``Keptain has a point there.''
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