Movie Caption Contest #110: Blu-Ray Blues - The Search For Spock

[SeerSGB]

Like this I talk choice is not; Mom and Dad cousins were, live under power lines did we.

Dr. Frank-N-Furter still maintained that you haven't really heard "Sweet Transvestite" till you've heard it in the original Klingon

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Valkris: "It's time for your nightly breast feed boys."
Navigator: "Oh dear God!"
Captain: "How was I to know she was a he? That stupid necklace hides the Adam's apple."

 

[Shatmandu]

Grignak: "Tired, I got of the coffee business. Filming fake 'guy-meets-girl-on-street-and-has-sex' clips, now, I am."

Kruge, in Klingon: "Genesis data transmission complete. I look forward to seeing your natural breasts again in person."
Valkris, in Klingon: "They ... are not real."
Kruge: "That is ... unfortunate."
Valkris: "I understand."

 

[Rat Boy]

Valkris (in Klingon): "And we have plans to visit my parents this weekend."

Kruge (in Klingon): "You made plans for this weekend? You know it's our monthly pub crawl night on Saturday."

Valkris: "I'm sorry I forgot, but they are expecting us."

Kruge: "That is...unfortunate."

Valkris: "I understand."

Kruge: "Thrusters!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Valkris (in Klingon): "I'm on my period, so the celebration will have to wait."
Kruge (in Klingon): "That is ... unfortunate."
<a beat>
Valkris: "I understand."
Kruge: "Thrusters!"

Valkris (in Klingon): "They didn't have the black I-Pod, so I got you a dark blue one."
Kruge (in Klingon): "That is ... unfortunate."

Valkris (in Klingon): "Number One Wok was closed, so we got take-out from that Panda Express by where I get my hair done."
Kruge (in Klingon): "That is ... unfortunate."

Valkris (in Klingon): "The ice machine is on the next floor up."
Kruge (in Klingon): "That is ... unfortunate."
Valkris: "Crunchy, not smooth."
Kruge: "Also unfortunate."
Valkris: "Burger King, not McDonald's."
Kruge: "Most unfortunate."
Valkris: "The Dark Knight was all rented, so I got the first season of Ugly Betty."
Kruge: "Bitch, I'ma kill you."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Price you name...Hello Kitty beanie I name...or else eBay transaction NO!!!!"

NAVIGATOR:"I could sure go for a Miller High Life.


With a breast milk chaser."

 

[Captain Crow]

Kelley: What the hell do you mean that they're going to let you direct Star Trek 5!

McCoy, monotone: Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins he's only three foot tall. Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins the bravest little hobbit of them all!

Kirk: Bones? What the hell are you doing? Have you lost you're mind?

Grignak: Position you name, price I name, otherwise hookers no.

 

[Bones2]

Valkris: "My chiropractor says I can't let you do that to me any more, my Lord."
Kruge: "That is...unfortunate."

McCoy: "To pass that off as your hair is...illogical."

"Rohypnol you take, syphilis I got."

Doohan: "You really think you'd make a better director than me?"
Shatner: "Mr Scott, I wasn't aware a phony accent constitutes actual talent."
Koenig: "Perhaps you know Russian epic of War and Peace..."

 

[scottydog]

"My God, Jim. Why don't you pop that zit?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "You borrowed my video camera?"
McCoy, coarse: "... and I accidentally watched the tape you left in there ..."

<A steady house-music beat plays.>
Kirk, innocently: "Man, Sulu's birthday party sucks. Where are the broads?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak: "Looking for someone, I am. Only squeezes cheeks of butt and off beats."

McCoy: "Sulu."

 

[cooleddie74]

Grignak would never go fly-fishing with humans again. Not since he got lures stuck in his chin.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Chancellor Palpatine and Darth Sidious are the SAME damn guy?!

You LIE, Jim...

You LIE!!!!"

KIRK:"Would this be the right time for a red-hued metaphor?"

 

[SeerSGB]

You know somewhere, deep in the bowels of the internet, on some obscure server, there is a slash-fic starring this guy and Dr. McCoy.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: And for a second there I thought I saw two!!!!!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Grignak: "For a dollar, your dick I will suck."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Grignak: Condom wear you, or job hand nooooo!

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak: "Iron on, did I leave?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Star Trek III: Valkris, She-Wolf of the SS

 

[LeadHead]

Kruge: (over comm) Thank the Captain of the ship for making such a friendly and easy rendezvous. We have added an extra 10 percent onto the payment and look forward to dealing with all of you again. Valkris, you may come over to our ship if you wish.
Valkris: Did you get rid of the damned targ?
Kruge: (over comm & in klingon) Thrusters.
(Transmission ends)
Valkris: Whoops.