TOS Caption Contest #138: Intentions, Good and Bad

[cooleddie74]

LESLIE:"What do you wanna do after our shift's over, Mike?"

MIKE:"Write our story, my friend.

Write our STORY."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: "But ... but ... it's a dream come true ..."

Is it just me or is the one on the right a little... odd?

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "But ... but ... it's a dream come true ..."

Is it just me or is the one on the right a little... odd?

She's the evil one.

Joe, unevil

 

[Nerys Myk]

EDITH: There's Mister Spock.

ARCHIE: Aw Geez, I get enough of his half breed interference at work.

EDITH: Yoo hoo Mister Spock!!!

ARCHIE: Just cross the street, dingbat.

 

[Gertch]

McCheese: "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. Sending that signal through the time rift should mess up someone. hehe"

 

[Captain Crow]

Lt. Commander McCheese: The nice thing about a spaceship with a big ass satellite dish on the front of it is that you can pick up all the big tit porn you want with it.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Once they find him dead with this symbol inprinted into his skin, then everyone will know girls are evil."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"It is worse than we imagined, Jim.

The Doctor seems to have killed Patty Duke as well."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"MARCO?"

DENEVAN:"POLO...

Bitch."