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Dear BBQ Grill Thief:

Plecostomus

Plecostomus

Commodore
I had a VERY stressful day at work. Was looking forward to coming home and using my special stainless steel custom fabricated tri-mode gas/charcoal grill/steamer/smoker.

Thank you SO MUCH for stealing the one single custom fabricated item on my deck. Yes it is worth about $200 in scrap, but good luck with the scrap yards... I work in The Industry and have connections at the scrap yards. Every single yard within 200 miles... alerted them and faxed photos to them.

Got your face on my camera, a picture of your truck and the police are out looking for you.

This is a miiiiiiinor setback, I have a backup grill. Not as nice but I will not be denied my fire-roasted tube-steaks.

You on the other hand, will be eating freeze-dried ribblets and steamed Lima-beans shortly. It's only a matter of time.

Tell you what, I'll forgive and forget if my grill is place in my driveway tonight. No questions asked. I'll leave the light on and everything. Just put it back and leave quietly.

Thank you for your time, have a good evening. Hope you throw your back out or get pinned under it or something ironic happens.

Sincerely,
Brian Richard
Smalltime Machine
 
DUDE! THAT IS LOW! You NEVER steal another man's GRILL!:klingon: Especialy one that's custome maid! As a fellow GRILL lover I hope this Basterd get's what's coming to him/her!
 
I sincerely hope you get it back ... because then I might just try to make off with it. That sounds like one sweet, sweet meat machine. ;)

Kidding, of course (about the stealing part.)

Any chance you're manufacturing these for sale? huh, huh? Maybe? ;)

I seriously do hope you get it back, and that whoever swiped it is duly punished by the Grilling Gods. :evil:

*EDIT* "tube steak"? :eek: I thought only "my people" liked that. :p
 
Tube steak is slang for hot-dogs. :)

And no, this was custom-designed for my specific grilling needs. Its designed to grill and steam seafood, but it can do other meats as well.
 
Yes.

Why else would I build nuclear-grade stainless steel fire-spewer OF THE GODS?

Grill the fish, steam clams... stuff like that.
 
I sincerely hope you get it back, one way or another. Such an act is low indeed, and stupid, as you apparently are well-connected and well camera'd.
 
That's a shame. I hope you're able to track this guy down and get your grill back.

We had to put up cameras here, too, because of thieves. Just three or four weeks ago I had to call the cops on some people going through the stuff out back. :(
 
You don't mess with a man's car, grill, or fries. Those are the rules, and the punishment is death. So say we all.
 
I wish someone would steal my BBQ...it's got a "minor" gas leak that saw me just about set the house on fire the last time I used it.
 
Plecostomus said:
Tube steak is slang for hot-dogs. :)
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Yeah, I figured that. It was just such an easy "straight line". ;)

ShamelessMcBundy said:
Plecostomus said:
I will not be denied my fire-roasted tube-steaks.

Oh my! ;)
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And, see, I'm not the only one who thought of the other meaning. Although ....

And no, this was custom-designed for my specific grilling needs. Its designed to grill and steam seafood, but it can do other meats as well.
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On a more serious note, that sounds absolutely incredible! I do seafood on my (crappy little) gas grill more than anything else. I bow to your superior Grill ... and sincerely hope it is returned to you post haste.

miraclefan said:
Plecostomus said:
Yes.

Why else would I build nuclear-grade stainless steel fire-spewer OF THE GODS?

Grill the fish, steam clams... stuff like that.
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HMM! Ever do lobster or Crab? I could see myself grilling some of those one day.:cool:
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I've never done crab, but lobster is great on the grill!
 
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