Movie Caption Contest #101: The Next Generation

[Rat Boy]

Troi didn't find Guinan's new hat amusing at all.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GUINAN: Someone call my chiropractor.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Riker: I know we're in a dangerous situation and all, but I gotta ask something that's been on my mind all these years -- are you ribbed for her pleasure?
Worf: For yours as well, Commander.

 

[LeadHead]

Data: Captain, I do not believe that these ACME explosives will produced the desired effect.
Picard: Never mind that, I'm taking down that roadrunning bird!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: Ensign Lynch is dead, sir.
Picard: Prepare the spit, Mr. Data. Tonight, we grok Ensign Lynch!

 

[Skywalker]

Guinan: "Man, my head feels like Deanna crashed it into a planet."
Geordi: *wince*
Guinan: "Too soon?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Even your hat went to the moon"
"No it didn't"

 

[Skywalker]

Guinan: "You told me there were going to be mariachis."
Geordi: "No, I said there was going to be a marriage."

 

[Candlelight]

"And now you're becoming the Moon"
"No I'm not"

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: You should get Worf to take a look at the guidance systems on those torpedoes.
Guinan: Idiot.

Geordi: Looks like your huevos rancheros are a big hit.
Guinan: Those aren't huevos.

Geordi: Troi is wearing the rings of Saturn for earrings.
Guinan: That bitch.

 

[Genesis Does]

Picard: THIS FAR AND NO FARTHER!

Data: Exactly how far, sir?

*Fires line into floor*

Picard: I SAID THIS FAR AND NO FARTHER!

Data: If I hold your hand, can we continue?

Picard: Okay.

Riker: Becky, look at her butt. It is ssoooo big.

Worf: I cannot lie, I do enjoy large buttocks.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Geordi: "Man I hate flowers"

Guinan: "Yeah me too"

Flowers behind them: "I'M RIGHT HERE YOU INSENSITIVE PRICKS!!!"

(expressing my opinion, not a caption) OMG! i just love this one! What a HOOT! Candlelight, you are a genius!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Guinan was getting sick of everyone acting like her new hat had a gravitational pull.

 

[LeadHead]

La Forge: Do you ever think about getting Married again?
Guinan: Nah, all 23 are squished in my hat, I'm out of room.

 

[Gertch]

"If the moon is on your head, where's ur-"
"Don't even go there."

 

[LeadHead]

Guinan: You know the place I really hate? The moon. So boring, there's supposed to be all these cool things but they stink... it's on my head again isn't it?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: Sir, don't you think this is a little extreme for one mouse?
Picard: Mice are vermin, Mr. Data, and I won't have them aboard my starship. Besides, it made Mr. Worf scream like Troi being anally fisted.

 

[LeadHead]

[Shameless Family Guy Reference]

Data: What if they come in a different door?
Picard: Well, I guess we'd all get up and go to that door.


[/Shameless Family Guy Reference]

 

[Candlelight]

"But they did go there. Why I can still see the landing site for Apollo 14 above your left eye"

"No you can't"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Move aside, Mr. Data. It's rabbit season.
Data: I beg to differ, sir. It's duck season.
Picard: Rabbit.
Data: Duck.