Do you know how you will die?

[Aurian]

Oh, the myriad ways in which this can be taken...

Since my boy is a handicapped child who needs full attention, it simply means that I will die the day he dies, or no longer needs me. Living without him is not an option.

Oh. You must be quite attached. I myself cannot imagine needing someone to the extent that living without them would not be an option.

I salute your dedication.

Well, It is my son and I love him . Ofcourse there are times when he drives me batty... But yes, it would be unbearable if I did not have him in my life. I guess it is also a little "Gees, I don't have the freaking time and option to die"

I hope I don't die like my grandmother did, choking to death on my own saliva because my Alzheimer-riddled brain couldn't remember how to tell my throat to swallow.

I suspect that is how it will end for me though. Seems to end that way for all the women in my family who make it past 50.

That's tough.. I hope modern medicine is going to catch up one day to prevent that from happening.
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[ScorpionMoon]

hmmm... maybe like this....

The fact that it's the guy in beds' husband walking through the door makes it all the more true...

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

In the billiards room, with the revolver.

Colonel Mustard, is that you?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

I always knew I'd die alone.

Or under a broken bridge with some bald french guy.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

[reads whole thread, stsrts taking notes and making preparations ]

And in response to the original question: no. I don't know how I will die.

I don't even know if I'll die.

Heck, I'm still trying to figure out how I will live.

 

[Skywalker]

In the billiards room, with the revolver.

Colonel Mustard, is that you?

The name's Boddy. Mr. Boddy.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Hopefully i will go in my sleep like my grandad..........and not screaming like his passengers.

 

[Kommander]

It'll probably go something like this:

Kommander: "That ass hole is really starting to piss me off."

JuanBolio: "What ass hole?"

Kommander: "That big, hairy guy over by the cooler. Aw, dammit, he's eating the steak. I was going to eat that steak for breakfast. That's it, I'm going over there..."

Juanbolio: "I wouldn't do that, dude."

Kommander: "Why not? He's eating my food like he fucking owns the place. Dammit, now he's eating the brats!"

JuanBolio: "Umm... that's not a guy, that's a grisly bear."

Kommander: "Grisly Bear? What hind of name is that? Is he a biker or something?"

JuanBolio: "No, it's an actual fucking bear."

Kommander: "I don't care about his sexual orientation, he's fucking with my stuff, and I should kick his ass."

JuanBolio: "Why do I hang out with you? It's a FUCKING BEAR! As in, the animal. You know, bears, they shit in the woods and steal picnic baskets... they love honey... number one threat to America, those bears."

Kommander: "OOOhhhhh... what the fuck is a grisly bear doing at the bar?"

JuanBolio: "We're not at the bar, we're out in the woods, camping."

Kommander: "Ok, Mr. I've-Got-a-Handle-on-Things, explain this: If we're not at the bar, then why am I drunk?"

JuanBolio: "Because you decided to demonstrate your amazing ability to chug beer... 20 times."

Kommander: "Ok, whatever. I'm still going to kick his ass. It'll be fun."

JuanBolio: "Yeah, ok. Now that I think about it, this'll be pretty funny. Oh, you better give me that can of bear mace before you do it. That's stuff just makes them horny."

Kommander: "Good thinking. Here you go."

JuanBolio: "When the bear kills you, can I have all your stuff?"

Kommander: "For the last time, no!"

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

If I don't stop feeling the way I do right now?.... fairly soon by my own hand.

 

[RoJoHen]

If I don't stop feeling the way I do right now?.... fairly soon by my own hand.

You keep saying stuff like this. Are you seeking help from anyone in the real world?

 

[Finngle Bells]

In bed in a retirement community on Mars, when I'm well past 150.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Probably in a freaky science accident trying to give myself super-powers.

 

[Flagius]

I shall die as I lived. Calling someone a cunt.

 

[sidious618]

If I don't stop feeling the way I do right now?.... fairly soon by my own hand.

You keep saying stuff like this. Are you seeking help from anyone in the real world?

It's worrisome. You really need to seek help.

 

[Q2UnME]

How will I die?

Heart disease or massive heart attack. Got my Grandpa and my father. I'm genetically screwed....

Q2

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Getting shot by a mobster while snorting coke out of a prostitute's buttcrack.

 

[RandyS]

In bed with the most beautiful woman in all of creation while we are, um, occupied.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. *pages through a copy of Zero G Jugs as smoke envelops him*

 

[Kestra]

I shall die as I lived. Calling someone a cunt.

Stop doing that!

Seriously, it's like one of the few words I can't stand.

 

[RandyS]

When my boy doesn't need me anymore.

Oh, the myriad ways in which this can be taken...

Since my boy is a handicapped child who needs full attention, it simply means that I will die the day he dies, or no longer needs me. Living without him is not an option.

Speaking as a former handicapped child (and current handicapped person), I can sympathize. I had a similar relationship with my mom. Only, she's been gone for six years now and I'm still around. Doing fine, for the most part, thanks to the love of a good woman, but I still miss mom. I still feel like she went before I was done needing her.