*TAS* Caption Contest 012: The Cats Meow

[Maurice]

As usual, this first post will be the winners, and the second post will contain the captionable images for this week, making it easier for y'all to punch QUOTE and have at it.

And now...

Two of the regulars top the ranks this week, and one first timer.

With his Rich Corinthian Leather, I can always count on Shatmandu for a smooth ride... he's so reliable I may start calling him the Reliant-K.

It turned out to be a mistake putting a keyboard and a tip jar on the Science Station.

First time TAS winner KirkusOveractus avoids the specimens joke with this winner...

Kirk: "Spock, are you sure this is how to play Yahtzee?"

Finally, Rat Boy is back with a crossover from my childhood. Now, Spock, where's Race Bannon?

Spock: "Sim sim sallah bim!"
Kirk: "That's your solution to everything!"

No Honorable Mentions this week. Sorry!


*TAS* Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

Bad Atom
Cakes488
Captain Crow (x2)
cooleddie74 (x4)
Diesel Micky Dolenz
Hambone
KirkusOveractus
The Laughing Vulcan (x2)
middyseafort (x3)
Mistral (x2)
Mysterion (x2)
Nerys Myk
NoName Given
Outpost4
Rat Boy (x4)
Shatmandu (x5)
Super Grover
TigerOfDarkness

Honorable Mentions
Alpha Geek
Alrik
cooleddie74 (x8)
John Picard
The Laughing Vulcan (x2)
Mistral
Mysterion
Nerys Myk (x2)
Rat Boy
Shatmandu (x2)
Super Grover
TigerOfDarkness (x2)

And next message: our new contest!
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[Maurice]

I know I'm going to regret this selection of images. I just know it...

 

[Deranged Nasat]

I know I'm going to regret this selection of images. I just know it...

"FOOLS! You have entered *TAS* Caption Contest 012! There is no going back! Prepare to meet your doom, your DOOOOOM! "

"Are you wearing a nappy?"

"No. DOOOOOOOOM!"

Foreground Kzinti: "Observe, Captain, the new De-humanator 3000. Now, as has been revealed to our scientists through the catnip visions, peach-flavoured bubblegum wraps are quite toxic to their species. Why, when under the sacred influence myself, I've seen humans simply melt into a cloud of coloured blobs when struck with it!"

Uhura: "Arrgh! You're getting my uniform sticky! Stop it!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Can't a guy take a dump in peace???

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Scotty: "So, Ensign Arf Bow-wow has been giving you grief, has he? Well, he'll regret the day he entered my engine room, I can assure you."

M'ress: "Oh, thank you so much, Scotty. You're such a gentleman".

 

[Nerys Myk]

M'RESS: You do realize I'm about to snap your neck and disembowel you.

SCOTTY: Aye, just be quick about it.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

M'Ress: "Why so stern Mr Scott, I thought all human males liked pussy."

Offscreen

McCoy: "Damn, that's the ugliest pussy I ever did saw, and I've conducted a gyno exam on a Horta."
Kirk: "Reminds me of a half-Klingon half-Cardassian whore on Risa."

Kzinti: "This is a pre-emptive strike against tacky pussy jokes, human bitch!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Scotty: If Mr. Spock can get a pussy on this ship so can I!

 

[Shatmandu]

I appreciate the win! Very nice, as there were a ton of hilarious entries.

Scotty: "Thanks to ye all the same, but I'm more of a sheep kind of guy."

Gnardlikker: "Getting to be that a guy can't take a dump in the woods in this universe."

Uhura later escaped by singing, which shattered her attackers' helmets.

Scotty: "Sorry, Lass, I no longer take sloppies offa the Captain."

M'Ress: "I've finally figured out how to turn off my sense of smell, so we can go out now."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

M'Ress: "Mr. Scott, I may not be an expert on human mating rituals, but I believe you're supposed to be fondling my breasts."

Kirk: "There's a Scooby Doo joke to be made here somewhere, but damned if I can find it."

Spock: "Would you find it for a Scooby Snack, sir?"

Kzinti: "Any further fan dance threats will be met with death, human!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "No! You shit in my azaleas."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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M'Ress: Purrr... care to pet my pussy, Mr. Scott?

 

[Alpha_Geek]

M'Hress: Scotty... Purrrr... Tell them they shouldn't try to enter Nivens Known Space!

Kzin Telepath: Go back! Hssssss! Known Space is not Federation Space! Akkk! Thppphhht! PLOMEEK! Akkk!

[/QUOTE]

Told you he did. Nobody listens to Zath...errr... telepath.

 

[Shatmandu]

M'Ress: "Don't worry: there's a dog humping Uhura."
<Cut to the face of a beagle-like humanoid in a Starfleet blue uniform shirt, panting, tongue lolling.>

Uhura: "Vagina Phaser Crew, RETURN FIRE!"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "Spock, I had no idea that Uhura was...."

Spock: "Bifurcated as well? I told you our coupling was logical."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "I taught I taw a putty tat."

Weird Mongoose Thing: "You did, you did taw a putty tat!"

Uhura: "I taught I..."

*zap*

Kzinti: "These human creatures are annoying. Let's just eat them and be done with it."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

M'Ress: Forget doggy style, Mr. Scott. Purrr... I'll teach you kitty style.

Scotty: Actually, lass, I prefer mine shaved. Occasionally, trimmed. A nice landing strip every now and then. But I loath to go down on a bushy pussy.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"The Captain suggested I get me a wee bit of pussy...but this is RIDICULOUS!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura: These back-planet abortions aren't worth the credits.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Scotty: "Have you done somethin' different wi' yer hair, lass?"

M'ress: "Well, I am trying out a new flea dip."