*TAS* Caption Contest 011: Getting Your Spocks Off

[Deranged Nasat]

Spock: "Foul demons of the abyss, I command ye leave this helm console! Return to the netherworlds from which ye came! I command thee!!!...

Sulu (offscreen): "Spock, this Kolinahr mysticism of yours is going too far. It's supposed to make that beeping noise..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl: "My darling, I ... can't get enougha your love, bayyy-bayyyyyyy."

Carl: "Sensors are picking up a honkey-mo-fo, Captain, bearing 314-mark-8."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Fine, they're not so hairy. Get back to work."

Spock, staccato: "Coming about to 314-mark-8, Captain."
Kirk, offscreen: "Spock, your Sulu impression is neither funny or appreciated."

 

[LNJM906]

(First time captioning, surprised no one's caught this yet.)

EDIT: Oh, hell, wrong picture, sorry. It's down below.

 

[LNJM906]

(Damnit, I got the wrong picture!!!)

Jazz hands!!

 

[Shatmandu]

(Damnit, I got the wrong picture!!!)

It's still funny either way, for some reason.

Nicely done, and welcome.

Joe, greeter

 

[LNJM906]

The usual reaction to seeing the Hanna Montana movie.

 

[LNJM906]

As much as Kirk hated to admit it, Spock was indeed better than him at WiiSports.

 

[Shatmandu]

No one knew Spock secretly watched Cubs games on his viewer.

Scotty, offscreen, walking by: "Now that's how ye cropdust a fella."

The problem with playing bagtag with Dr. McCoy is that he didn't know when to quit.

 

[cooleddie74]

"My groin to your access port...

My seed...to your circuits."

The new BRAWNY(tm) tough towel!

With twice as many sheets as our previous roll, you'll never run out soon AGAIN!!

Spock's decision to relocate a toilet to the bridge was one he...and everyone else...quickly regretted.

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Ooooooooooh, yeah.

BABY.

You give the best duotronic feed."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Perhaps using my bifurcated penis as a circuit breaker was not a logical decision.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: And exactly how will we get one end of the tin cans and a string up to the ship?

SULU: That gag never fails (snicker)

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Rarely heard of due to obvious reasons, the Vulcan Death Fart marked the end of the Enterprise's first Burrito night in the galley.

"Spock! You bastard! You took the wrong cans of Pringles! The Supreme Pepperoni Pizza was MINE!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and serenity in the light... Carol Anne! Carol Anne!

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "What the?! This shit ain't Colombian!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Carl Spock: "What the?! This shit ain't Colombian!"

Why does Carl look like Dale Gribble?

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, in voiceover: "First Officer's Log, Supplemental. While trying on sunglasses and eating a powdered donut, a giant, black crescent wrench latched onto my head ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

HANK: Dang it Dale! I told you not to touch anything!

DALE: Sorry Hank, I thought the torpedo laucher was a lighter.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Carl Spock: Baby powder! I got f'ing ripped off! Doc McCoy's getting a cap in his redneck ass tonight!