OMFG The Slim Jim Factory Exploded!
- Thread starter Plecostomus
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What I can't belive is that somebody under 60 watches ''the price is right''*on a serious note, I hope those people will be okay*
What? Price is Right kicks ass and I'm 22.
It's unfortunate there were people killed.
Where's Macho Man Randy Savage when you need him, he could have prevented all of this.
Perhaps he snapped into a gas line?
What I can't belive is that somebody under 60 watches ''the price is right''
[Tourette Guy]Don't talk shit about "The Price is Right!"[/Tourette Guy]
I've been watching that show off and on since my age was still in the single digits.Back on topic though- my thoughts go to the victims of this accident. It's a terrible thing to just go about your business only have something like this happen.
Oh Noez! I love slim jims too! They are the sheit!
It's always best to not know where your food comes from.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Or pizza rolls!
That is NOT funny. I cannot even begin to comprehend a clusterfuck of that magnitude. The destruction of London by a nuclear bomb would be but a minor annoyance compare to... that.
Or pizza rolls!
That is NOT funny. I cannot even begin to comprehend a clusterfuck of that magnitude. The destruction of London by a nuclear bomb would be but a minor annoyance compare to... that.
Ahem... Kind Sirs,
May I politely suggest that the cessation of production of your 'pizza rolls' and other 'processed food stuffs' may actually be beneficial to the American people and your 'glandular issues'.
Yours, An Englander,
*rolls up umberella and firmly places bowler hat in place*
Or pizza rolls!
That is NOT funny. I cannot even begin to comprehend a clusterfuck of that magnitude. The destruction of London by a nuclear bomb would be but a minor annoyance compare to... that.
Ahem... Kind Sirs,
May I politely suggest that the cessation of production of your 'pizza rolls' and other 'processed food stuffs' may actually be beneficial to the American people and your 'glandular issues'.
Yours, An Englander,
*rolls up umberella and firmly places bowler hat in place*
Two words: Shepherd's Pie. Who eats shepherds?!
Plecostomus
Commodore
Or pizza rolls!
That is NOT funny. I cannot even begin to comprehend a clusterfuck of that magnitude. The destruction of London by a nuclear bomb would be but a minor annoyance compare to... that.
Ahem... Kind Sirs,
May I politely suggest that the cessation of production of your 'pizza rolls' and other 'processed food stuffs' may actually be beneficial to the American people and your 'glandular issues'.
Yours, An Englander,
*rolls up umberella and firmly places bowler hat in place*
Pizza-rolls are not a "processed food stuff" they are pure compressed nuggets of Godhood! Not even the All Mighty Robau can compare to the awesomeness of pizza-rolls.
Eh, I'd say Robau and Pizza Rolls are about equal. In fact, Pizza Rolls are the only food that Robau will eat because no other food is worthy.
I am reading this and it hearkens me back to the Great Hershey's Crisis of 2007, when the workers at Hershey's went on strike; anticipating trouble ahead, I loaded up and laid in a six-month supply of chocolate.
Pleco, you'd better hit eBay before the SlimJim prices go through the proverbial roof!
Pleco, you'd better hit eBay before the SlimJim prices go through the proverbial roof!
I am very upset that Macho Man could not prevent this from happening.
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Amaris
Guest
Irish Werewolves?
J.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it RIGHT THERE, K'ehleyr! Do NOT even SUGGEST taking away my Three-Meat Totino's Pizza Rolls! They are the cornerstone of my nutritious breakfast!
How do you think I maintain this GQ physique?
Working in manufacturing this type of thing happens when corners are cut. Someones ass is going to be in a sling.
Ohhhhh yeaaaaa!!!
Ohhhhh yeaaaaa!!!
It's too big to fail.
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Amaris
Guest
Nacho Slim Jims were what the Lord gave the people on the mount. Fish? Bread? Pfft.
J.
J.