ORION:"...and if I take this, a hungry child on Delta Vega will be fed?
I dunno."
KIRK:"This is the best L.D.S. I've ever had..."
James Kirk was impervious to almost any threat...except the favored weaponry of the Care Bears.
*TAS* Caption Contest 008: Edith in the Sky With Dilithium
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ORION:"...and if I take this, a hungry child on Delta Vega will be fed?
I dunno."
KIRK:"This is the best L.D.S. I've ever had..."
James Kirk was impervious to almost any threat...except the favored weaponry of the Care Bears.
Nothing says the future like meals that come in pill form... today's selection is pot roast with carrots, mashed potatoes and gravy, and blueberry pie for dessert.
Kirk: Spock said this was the best Vulcan shit but it's not doing anything for me, no wait, whats that? Wow! THE WOMEN!
Thrown back in time to the late 20th centuary and forced to act as a musician at a Free Nelson Mandela concert, Kirk was unprepared for the audience's reaction to his rendition of the Beatles classic: "Lucy with Diamonds in the Sky"...
Kirk: I want to deflower that ghostly bitch.
"By the power of GAYSKULL!!!!!"
"Damn blood flow issues.
Cialis...my last hope."
You expect me to carry this around? It soooo clashes with my ensamble!
Though he refused to admit it, Kirk often had PTS flash-backs of Janice Lester.
Worst Trek Convention rave ever.
"Power...draining.
Gay Ray...making me...less...macho."
Kirk: My hairpiece!
"The power of Chris Pine compels me!!
The power of Chris Pine compels me!!!"
*** THIS CONTEST IS FINISHED ***
*** THIS CONTEST IS FINISHED ***