*TAS* Caption Contest 008: Edith in the Sky With Dilithium

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Command."

WOMAN: "Responsibility."

KIRK:"Duty."

WOMAN:"Obsession."

TOGETHER:"Calvin Klingon."

 

[Shatmandu]

Orion: "My erection has lasted nine hours, but I don't mind."

Kirk: "If it wasn't for that recurring yeast infection, she'd be terrific."

Kirk soon refused his transfer to the U.S.S. Key West.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Stop laughing.

I'd like to see YOU get it up naturally after a decade working next to a leaky warp reactor."

GHOST SEX

James Kirk found a way.

"Looks like I did a little too much L.D.S."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: "Help... Spock... I'm trapped in a... Commodore 64 loading screen..."

Bah! I was going to use a Spectrum 48k+ for that same gag

 

[Maurice]

Kirk: "Help... Spock... I'm trapped in a... Commodore 64 loading screen..."

Bah! I was going to use a Spectrum 48k+ for that same gag

Albeit only an Atari 400/800 could display that many shades at once, using a DLI. <runs>

 

[26138]

It finally happened - Shatner's ego was let out of the cage.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Shatner learned never again to insult Levar Burton. For the power of the Reading Rainbow is both wonderful, and terrible to behold.

 

[Super Grover]

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Just one pill a day and you will notice an increase in size in no time, not to mention increased stamina and performance.

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Both thinking, "You're so fake I can see right through you."

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Ed Mcmahon - "Johnny's guest host tonight James T. Kirk. And noooooooowwwww Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeees Jimmy!"​

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, dreamily: "Her hair was like spun silk. Her skin ... so soft. Her nipples were like turkey-timers, and her vagina reminded me of a hungry puppy attacking a bottle of milk."

 

[Cakes488]

Oh Calgon...take me away!!!!

 

[Cakes488]

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McCoy: That's not how you administer a suppository son, Mr Sulu, would you be so kind to escort our guest to sickbay and demonstrate the proper procedure.

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Kirk still tried to hog all the camera time...even when his co-stars were just entities...

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Kirk was blinded by the decor of Sulu's cabin.....but that was Sulu's point since the Captain was so incredibliy ripped on this particular day....

Shatner realized his career was at an all time low and perhaps he should be a bit more selective in the future when he uttered these words for yet another commercial spot:

"Ever get that no so fresh feeling"......

 

[Tan Ru]

Kirk: Gee, am I dreaming of a beautiful platinum blond woman with a flower? Or, am I a beautiful platinum blond woman with a flower dreaming of Capt. Kirk?? Or, am I dreaming of beautiful platinum blond woman with a flower that happens to be dreaming about Capt. Kirk, or..............

 

[Tan Ru]

Orion pirate: This isn't the kind that causes the warm facial-flush and the weird bluish vision is it??

Sulu (off screen): Just hurry up and take it..............

 

[cooleddie74]

The TAS-Rainbow Brite crossover episode was buried in Paramount's vaults. For obvious and painful reasons.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I hear if you take one of these, everything becomes realistic and three-dimensional...and Shatner's emoting gets even worse."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Now that J.J. Abrams is in charge of Star Trek, he's gone back and inserted LOST-style flashbacks to all the previous shows.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Last time on THE TREK AND THE RESTLESS..."

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Well Doctor McCoy, I find your healing skills questionable at best! For all the good these "suppository" pills you gave me did, I may as well have shoved them all up my braga!

MisterTambourineMaaaaaaaaaan!

 

[cooleddie74]

"I asked for GUMMI snacks. But I guess Good and Plentys will do for now."

Kirk met his match when he went up against the Gay Rights Alliance of the Milk Nebula.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Orion: This Extenze is for what now??

Shatner:"Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds, Indeed"

Kirk: "Mr. Sulu tone it down, I'm Blind!"