*TAS* Caption Contest 007: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.
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Mudd: Oh Kirk you are a Randy One aren't you!!?? You want to rent 3 female androids for the night...AND a male?????
Kirk: (under breath) Yes and please keep it down Harry.
Harry: Ooooh that's a good one Kirk....keep it down, something you won't be doing tonight to be sure!
Kirk: We better not fully embrance, wouldn't want to give Mr. Sulu more for his spank bank.
Re: *TAS* Caption Contest 006: Ah, Yes. One of Your Earth Emotions.
McCoy had an ephiphany on the bridge and he decided right then and there that he would quit selling his Federation drugs to the young Enterprise crew. He was just worried about Carl no longer getting his cut and he was prepared for the tongue lashing....thankfully Christine was the one who answered the sickbay door.
McCoy had an ephiphany on the bridge and he decided right then and there that he would quit selling his Federation drugs to the young Enterprise crew. He was just worried about Carl no longer getting his cut and he was prepared for the tongue lashing....thankfully Christine was the one who answered the sickbay door.
KIRK:"Best shore leave ever."
SPOCK:"Agreed. We get so little private time together since the butt baby incident."
"Tonight's Top Ten list...from the home starbase on Vega Colony...is 'Top 10 Excuses Captain Kirk Used to Not Sleep with My Women.' "
"Rogaine-I'm not just a spokesperson, I'm a client as well. See the seven new ones I grew?"
"I treat the Venus Drug the way I treat myself, laddy bucks...
Don't ask.
Don't tell."[/b]
Spock: Jim, your mouth appears to be in the wrong place.
Kirk: Don't worry Spock, I'm sure I'll have it in the "right" place soon enough...
Kirk: Lower, Spock. Lower and to the front.
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Kirk: I think these Filmation animators forgot our packages.
Spock: Yes, Jim. Most unfortunate since I had plans for yours.
A young Lieutennant Crunch fresh out of the Academy on his first voyage aiding Crunch Berry Freighters in the South Pacific, who had been having problems dealing with The Soggies sabotaging their cargo before making it back to the mainland. He would later deal with the Soggies again as a full Captain. Even as a young midshipman at the academy, he always strived to keep cereal crunchy while in milk.
I love you Jim.
You're not getting my Bud Light Spock.
McCoy stayed in that trance for a week and a half, not being able to function or stay focused. But this is a typical reaction for anyone who sat through an entire viewing of Troll 2.
Oh, and thanks for the win.
KIRK:"We must never tell Bones of our love.
Or specifically my love.
For your bone."
Kirk: Dammit Harry, I can't get the top off my Deep Space Ale...I guess I'll have to go back to the Mess Hall to get an opener...
Mudd: Not necessary Dear Captain Kirk....I'll let you use mine, as you can see it's built in.
Kirk: Thanks Spock, these dance lessons are sure going to come in handy for the wedding I'm officiating tomorrow on the Enterprise!!!
I don't wan't to look like a fool at the reception...
Spock: That Captain............. is completely unavoidable.
"Like what you see, Laddy Buck?
Ever have a three-way with a pirate and a parrot?"
KIRK:"You're the best friend a man could have, Spock.
And you always remember to ask first before spooning. That says a lot."
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