*TAS* Caption Contest 004: Eat, Drink, and be Hairy

[cooleddie74]

"NO MORE talent shows!

Everyone keeps putting their Glam Rock costume wigs in the Jefferies Tubes. You guys are gonna BREAK something important!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Fingerbanging a tribble was harder than it looked.

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk quickly regretted getting an obese poodle from the Starfleet pound on Vega Colony.

 

[RobertScorpio]

KIRK: Who put my Clay Aiken pillow in here???

 

[Mistral]

"I don't think we're doing this right. Isn't it supposed to be hanging from the rear-view mirror? And shouldn't there be two?"

 

[RobertScorpio]

"I don't think we're doing this right. Isn't it supposed to be hanging from the rear-view mirror? And shouldn't there be two?"

Wow...I hadn't thought of that..good one Mistral! And I HAVE THEM!!!

Rob

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Our Doctor tells me you're bisexual. Have you seen our observation deck?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Captain Pinkirk; "When I brought you... I thought you were cute"

 

[Mysterion]

Once Dr. McCoy realized he was just having another cordrazine flashback, he was able to relax and enjoy the picnic.

 

[Gepard]

TAS goes to Dragon*Con.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Cousin Itt!

Get the HELL out of that service crawlway!"

 

[cooleddie74]

The crew enjoyed their new flatscreen monitor from Regulus...at first. Until most of the program feeds ended up being underage snuff films.

 

[Cakes488]

Kirk: What the hell is Elmo's left nut doing on my ship!

 

[Cakes488]

McCoy wished he had these acid flashbacks just a little more often.

 

[Cakes488]

As McCoy charmed the prepubescent young girl; Sulu went to work on the Rabbit...he had done and seen a lot in his life but he was yet to do it "bunny style"

 

[Cakes488]

A clip from the private triple X rated home movie collection of Captain James T. Kirk...the title read: "Full Fur on Tribble in Bondage"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Seconds later the dragon's prehensile tails grabbed Sulu and dropped him into its mouth.

 

[Rat Boy]

Dragon head on the right: "Dibs on the redneck."

Dragon head on the left: "I'll take the Asian."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Doesn't the Spacedock service crew ever NAIR these sons-o-bitches? What the hell do we pay them extra for?"

 

[cooleddie74]

DRAGON: "Two heads...and both of them are forced to watch a pale, cranky guy addicted to mint juleps and an gay Asian man drink tea with an underage girl.

You know...whoever said being a mythical beast that can breathe fire had perks?

They were lying."