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My wife is driving me insane.

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Admiral
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Indeed, If I be not insane already. She bought the DVD of School House Rock and has been playing it over and over. I think I am going to scream and clear goo is going to come out of my ears. Interjection! Interjection! :bang:
 
One of my teachers in high school had pretty much every SHR on tape. And when I say tape, I mean reel. and of real shitty quality.

She showed every episode to every class and I had the grave misfortune of having her 9th, 10th, and 11th grades.

How I utterly loathe it.
 
I'm just a bill, just a lonely ol' bill and I'm sittin' up on Capitol Hill....

Fun stuff. Nostalgia and all.
 
Do something to drive her crazy. Or just leave the house, have fun for a few hours, come back and hen she asks what you were doing, tell her about your fun day then ask her if she had fun watching that "Crap" and emphasize "Crap".

Tell her she is not allowed you join you until they microwave the DVD.
 
Indeed, If I be not insane already. She bought the DVD of School House Rock and has been playing it over and over. I think I am going to scream and clear goo is going to come out of my ears. Interjection! Interjection! :bang:

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...;)


Seriously...get a CD made up of porn music and play it over and over..

revenge is a dish best served cold..
 
Just start watching porn. That'll soon even things up.
I can't she has commandeered the TV. Does everyone here know what school house rock is? Its those damned informational cartoon commercials that came on Saturday mornings between cartoons.

Personally, I would make her a fake School House Rock DVD that actually contains porn instead. I few minutes with iDVD and a label maker and you're sorted.
 
Schoolhouse Rock is on DVD? Now I know what my sister is getting for her birthday. :D
 
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