Movie Caption Contest #83: Unbelievable

[Candlelight]

"Admiral, I am forced to tie a band around my head to prevent my wig from coming off. What do you use?"
"This close to banging her and you come out with that. Nice..."

 

[Gertch]

What's that Jim? I can't hear you over that woman's sweater vest.

What's that Spock? I couldn't hear you over the sound of how great I am.

Touche!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Marge suddenly realized she was in Star Trek and wearing red.

 

[T'Boggan]

Spock "For god sake Jim I have larger Breasts thean her!"

Data " Anytime now Riker is going to sneak out a 'silent but deadly' Ah! There he goes...soooo predictable

Spock "Doctor, it is three episodes since he 'Got the Girl' we may need to have him spayed!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

What's that Jim? I can't hear you over that woman's sweater vest.

What's that Spock? I couldn't hear you over the sound of how great I am.

Touche!

Toupee?

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"See, Admiral...

My man boobs ARE doughier than yours."

Riker soon regretted having Data's ops console rigged to play MP3s.

KELLEY:"Bill.

Bill.

You...you're facing the wrong way.

Len, this was a BAD idea to shoot a promo photo right after his Lasik eye surgery."

 

[Alrik]

Gillian: "Swim in my whale tank? I want 50 nude jumping jacks right here, right now."

Spock: "Fascinating. So this is where the practice began."

 

[Alrik]

Photogragher: "Um, Mr Shatner....I need you to turn to your other left."

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "Yes Mr Data, we're all aware that you learned to communicate with Riva and helped to save the day.....but that was nearly 7 years ago. Enough already!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Should I show these tourists Little Spock, Admiral?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Seven years to get a joke.

Seventy to learn rhythym.

 

[Shatmandu]

Redshirt in the Back: "Great. The robot's drunk."

Spock: "I have ascertained Mister Scott is incorrect: you are not lower than whale shit."

 

[Mistral]

Riker: "I think Cool Eddie has been messing with Data's programming again. I swear, if he gave him the Shatmandu virus again I'll kill him myself."

 

[cultcross]

Data demonstrates with what he considers a suggestive hand gesture that he's far from fully functional.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Well, at least he's not playing that damned 'What is Love?' song again."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CARL: You were misinformed, a bag doesn't cost a dime.

 

[26138]

Carl: Hey, lady in the red sweater, keep movin' or I'll start choking some bitches!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Data: "Crash the ship, da da doo doo doo. She's gonna crash the ship, da da da doo, right into the planet on the ground, dah dah dadh DAH!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. A Diamond Jim joint.

 

[Candlelight]

"Wrong decade Spock, in fact now you're drawing even more attention to yourself had you simply not worn the headband"