Movie Caption Contest #83: Unbelievable

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"She doesn't believe us, Spock.

Quick. Open your robe. Show her your funky alien penis."

 

[Trekker4747]

"Captain, you really shouldn't have washed your tunic with your pants and coat."

Data didn't quite get the idea of "double fisting it."

Shatner: Keep smiling, Forest, Leonard over there is getting jealous.

 

[Candlelight]

Spock: "We appear to have blended in very well Admiral, no one suspects we're from the 23rd century"
Gillian: "Everyone is staring at you"
Tourist: "Alien freak!"
Spock: "Perhaps not"

"And then I was all like 'ah ya likin' it, huh huh, are you, yeah you like that'"

Geordi discovered Data's horny chip was inserted by mistake.

"I understand why we're face to face by why is Spock side on to you?"
"It's that whole 'not everyone keeps their genitals in the same-"
"Aw not that shit again, I thought fans got over that"

 

[26138]

Data finally notices that the entire bridge crew has been staring at him pleasuring himself for the last five minutes.

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "Well, at least he's not singing Irving Berlin."

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: I'll have you know this is the requisite garb of a senior monk.
Kirk: Yeah? They monogram their robes with "Hyatt" too?

Riker: Data why don't you just replicate a banjo?

Data: Yes sir. But first I must perfect my double-drop knockdown Appalachian clawhammer. Otherwise I'll have no cred at the Ten Forward Hillbilly Pig Callin' Contest.

Troi: That's not a real thing, Data. You're hallucinating again.

Worf: Shoot.

Goldshirt on right: Ha ha ha. And now here's Roy Clark.

McCoy: You met another and
Kirk: pbbbbbt you were gone! Ha ha ha. And now here's Dolly Parton.
Spock: Those boobs are logical. Boy howdy!

 

[Cky]

Tourist: "Isn't this William Shatner?
Nemoy: Yes... He's been like this ever since Chris Pine was cast to replace him.

The annual sing song competition took a turn for the worst when Data began singing Simply Red songs.

DeFrost's smile quickly disappears after he asks Shatner "Is that a role of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me".

 

[Shatmandu]

Female Redshirt: "That man has two penises."

Data, in song: "... life forms, where are you? Ohhhhhh, I am going to kill allllllll life forms, die, die, die ..."

 

[Triskelion]

While Data makes a spectacle of himself, Will Riker checks his reflection to see if his new sleeve thing is a hit or miss.

 

[S'kai]

Nimoy: Fer Chrissake Bill, you HAD to call me in the goddamn shower just to give some chick an autograph you promised her if she would bang you !!

 

[S'kai]

Data: Commander Rider's idea to improve morale by starting a barbershop quartet was not only badly executed, but was a piss poor suggestion to begin with . . .

He's standing behind me, isn't he?

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"No use, Admiral.

Gracie swallowed the entire eight-ball. We are...as a current colloquialism might succinctly put it...screwed."

RIKER:"NO, Data.

You stick your index finger in the hole formed by your other hand. THAT'S how to make the obscene sex gesture.


Amateur."

DE KELLEY:"All the crap I have to put up with working with you guys...and I'm the one who gets paid the least.

Typical."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Find it?"

SPOCK:"Negative, Admiral. Your iPod is gone for good."

GILLIAN:"That's why we WARN tourists not to fiddle with valuable jewelry or electronics next to our tanks.

Idiot."

 

[Piper]

Thanks for the win Rat Boy!

The extras ignored all instructions to not look at the actors while they performed.

The solution to this week's Spot Picard Competition: He's in the chair.

 

[cooleddie74]

WOMAN TOURIST:"Oh, LOOK, Tom!!

It's that fellow from that T.J. HOPPER show you like to watch!"

DATA:"Just a moment, Commander.

I like this part...where the bass kicks in."

 

[Alrik]

Nemoy: "CUT. Bill, you missed your mark again."

Shatner: "Wha? Where?"

Hicks: "Right here, superstar."

Shatner: "Really?"

Nemoy: "Yep."

Shatner: "Aw shit."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"It's simple, Spock.

We mug these tourists for their 20th century money.

What's to understand? We have a life-or-death mission."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Gracie is now pregnant."

 

[zephramc]

Spock: Admiral, if we were to assume these whales are ours to do with as we please, we would be as guilty as those who caused their extinction.

Gillian: Okay! I don't know what this is about, but I want you guys outta here right now or I call the cops!

Kirk: I assure you that won't be necessary. We were only trying to help...

Gillian: The hell you were. Your friend was messing up my tank and messing up my whales...

Spock: They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales. George especially likes you when you take your nude midnight swims...

Kirk: Spock...

Gillian: Wha...

Spock: ... however Gracie was not particularly pleased last week with you and... Kevin the pool boy? Question doctor, what the hell is a dirty sanchez?

Kirk: Spock...

Gillian: OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!

Spock: George and Gracie also feel that you need to kick your heroin addiction...

Gillian: GET OUT! OOOOOUUUUTTTT! GET THE FUCK OUT!

 

[Candlelight]

"My god Spock, that's amazing"
"That I'm able to communicate with Whales?"
"No that you've just been swimming and you're practically dry"

Worf: "Commander, Data has just erased our automated tactical response program. I've been able to rebuild most of it but there are a couple of templates missing."
Riker: "How bad is it?"
Worf: "Well provided we don't get attacked by an old Klingon Bird of Prey or a tri-lithium-created shockwave we should be fine"