Would you like some boobs with that coffee?

[Pingfah]

I hate coffee.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Topless restaurants were all the rage back in the 60s and early 70s, until the social zeitgeist started to shift to the Right. This would be great if they're coming back. The young girl quoted in the article sounds like a real Women's Libber from the old days.

 

[Aurian]

I doubt I would go. Mostly because I don't see the wow-factor in it. If someone else I was with wanted to go though I would tag along. Hope they serve cookies with that coffee.

 

[jamestyler]

Being a big fan of the chebs I should be all for it. But for some reason it doesn't appeal to me that much. I think I'd go once for the novelty value - if I were still with the wife we'd probably go a few times (she's a big fan too). But once I'd seen the gimmick and had a peek at some free naked.. I'd be done.

 

[Plecostomus]

Unfortunately in my experience topless businesses of this nature do not hire the sort of woman I find attractive. I'm kind of picky about such things. :P

'sides, I got the wife who has served meals topless before.

 

[SmoothieX]

I hate cofee, but I'd slog back a cup to admire the scenery.

Just avoid the freshly glazed pastries!

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Is it totally naive to ask 'why do men have such an obsession with bare breasts'?

 

[Deckerd]

Men are simple creatures. They like big round things.

 

[Lindley]

Is it totally naive to ask 'why do men have such an obsession with bare breasts'?

If they're not worth obsessing over, why are they so often hidden?

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Is it totally naive to ask 'why do men have such an obsession with bare breasts'?

If they're not worth obsessing over, why are they so often hidden?

Isn't it better to have just a hint rather that everything, literally, 'out there on a plate'?

 

[Franklin]

Is it totally naive to ask 'why do men have such an obsession with bare breasts'?

Well to be fair, they don't have to be bare.

 

[Lindley]

Is it totally naive to ask 'why do men have such an obsession with bare breasts'?

If they're not worth obsessing over, why are they so often hidden?

Isn't it better to have just a hint rather that everything, literally, 'out there on a plate'?

Sometimes. Sometimes not.

 

[the Dagman]

I'll have a couple of cups with 2 lumps... of sugar.

 

[jamestyler]

Is it totally naive to ask 'why do men have such an obsession with bare breasts'?

Yes. Yes it is It's part of the whole sexual attraction package. A lot of women ask whats so good about breasts etc. I've often went into 'pig mode' and answered "Well if you didn't have any, I wouldn't be talking to you." Which is a bit extreme a response but it's the most obvious way I can put it.

Isn't it better to have just a hint rather that everything, literally, 'out there on a plate'?

Rule of Acquisition #242, 'More is good, all is better'

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Is it totally naive to ask 'why do men have such an obsession with bare breasts'?

Yes. Yes it is It's part of the whole sexual attraction package. A lot of women ask whats so good about breasts etc. I've often went into 'pig mode' and answered "Well if you didn't have any, I wouldn't be talking to you." Which is a bit extreme a response but it's the most obvious way I can put it.

Isn't it better to have just a hint rather that everything, literally, 'out there on a plate'?

Rule of Acquisition #242, 'More is good, all is better'

Can I just ask if that response actually got you any closer to said breasts?
And if it's all part of sexual attraction where are the bottomless waiters?
Not that I particularly want a willie with my wine

 

[Hermiod]

Men are simple creatures. They like big round things.

And you lot like big long things, so we're all flawed.

I do kind of understand the whole Hooters business model. I don't think we have anywhere like that in the UK though.

 

[Garak]

I go to topless restaurants all the time, they're called nudie bars.

Nothing like a greasy strip joint burger, nom nom nom.

 

[Mallory]

^ Another man with truly excellent taste.

 

[John Picard]

Back in college in the late 80s there was this topless donut place just outside of Fort Collins, Colorado called Debbie Does Donuts it was supposed to be some big deal, and Geraldo Rivera even did a show from there. I went there once with some friends and it was really pretty boring. There was one waitress. She was topless, and probably a 5 or 6 on looks scale. The place was just about empty except for us and a couple of truckers and it was out of business in about 6 months. I mean not even the college students would go there and it was only about 15 minutes from campus.

So to answer the question, would I go? Probably not. If I really needed to see some boobs I'd just go to a strip club... or ask my wife...

That would suck if your wife worked at the strip club, wouldn't it?

 

[sidious618]

Depends upon my mood. Thing is, I don't like coffee.