TOS Caption Contest #124 - 8 Days A Week

[Alrik]

"Titillating experience Captian".

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "SPOCK!"

Spock: "Correct me if I am wrong Captain, but you did say right hand blue, did you not?"

Kirk: "On the mat Spock, on the mat."

Spock: "Fascinating. This game of yours, Twister, eludes me."

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "No. It does't smell like roses. Next time turn on the fan."

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "No. It does't smell like roses. Next time turn on the fan."

Or as I used to say...

McCoy: "Yes, it does smell like roses. Very dead roses."

 

[DrBob]

Chekov: "Vat a jerk!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock was very possessive of his mannequin collection.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Yes! Analog for a few more months ..."

 

[M'Sharak]

Subcmdr. W'alrus: I'd like to be under the sea, in an octopus' garden in the shade.
Chekov: He'd let us in, knows where we've been, in his octopus' garden in the shade.

 

[Outpost4]

^ Spock: Fascinating, Lieutenant, but I always thought you looked more like Paul.

 

[Nerys Myk]

^ Spock: Fascinating, Lieutenant, but I always thought you looked more like Paul.

LENNON: "Here's another clue for you all, the walrus was Paul"
or
LENNON: "I was the walrus, but now I'm John."

 

[Outpost4]

Koenig: Don't we have that wig someplace around here?