Spock denied having a drinking problem but the size of his "favorite" martini shaker just kept increasing.
TOS Caption Contest #124 - 8 Days A Week
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Spock denied having a drinking problem but the size of his "favorite" martini shaker just kept increasing.
"Doctor that was the most...stimulating physcial I've ever had."
"Just don't tell anyone about my examination methods."
"This device Jim...It lets me see the future...my God...I never escape these blasted ears."
Hello, can I interest you in our new double-glazed hull plating.
Chekov: Telesales captain, shall we hang up?
"My apologies, Miss.
I tend to forget how cold and clammy most speculums are. Next time I'll just use my bare hand...okay?"
Spock's hidden and dirty love for the Enterprise's central heating and air system knew few boundaries when the other officers weren't around...
TAL:"Hello...is this Larry King?
Am I on?
BA BA BOOEY!!!!"
<Nomad quickly, forcefully, extends his right car antennae, piercing Spock's skull and brain.>
Spock: "Guh?"
Nomad: "This carbon unit is defective."
Spock: "Captain, if I put this head part on top of a big, glowing ball, I think it would make a great cloaking device."
NOMAD:"Pr..."
SPOCK:"Obe."
TOGETHER:"PROBE!"
TAL:"Yes. Yes, we have a refrigeration unit.
Is it mobile and trying to flee our vessel? I...I don't BELIEVE so."
Spock: "You are right, Captain. My mistake. He said you are the Kirk. They sound so similar. I stand corrected."
Kirk: "So, there's an infinite number of parallel universes?"
Chekov: "No, just the two."
Kirk: "Oh, well, I'm sure that's enough."
Chekov: "I'm sick of parallel Chekov lording his perm over me! Let's move on to the Keptain's next fantasy."
Kirk; It's the new eight day week, it affects Vulcan's the hardest. Pon Farr comes a little early.
Scotty; Aye sir, but I don't want to be cleaning the sticky stuff out of the water filters every night.
Kirk; The replicators have manufactured a few melons, Doctor McCoy is confident we can use them as a substitute till we get to Starbase. Until then engineer, best get your rubber gloves and toothbrush.
Scotty; Aye...
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Kirk; Bones for christ's sake, just give him the fucking lute back.
Spock: "Yes Captain he keeps warning me of danger. Over and over...danger. But I have no idea who this Will Robinson is."
Bones thinking to himself: "I don't need the DNA test. I know that's Jim's spunk in her hair. Lucky bastard!!"
Chekov: "Uhura...Dat's your baby daddy?"