TOS Caption Contest #124 - 8 Days A Week

[Outpost4]

The contest being judged today ran for eight days. This next week's contest will be similarly long. I'm traveling starting tomorrow and it's just too hard to change this out on the road. Just a heads up so you can start writing "too long a contest" jokes right now.

It was good the contest went this long. Otherwise, we wouldn't have seen highlander's great entry. Our other regular winners are DS9Sega and Diesel Micky Dolenz. The later was a variation on an old joke. You know about me and old jokes. A big, congratulating Henny Youngman "take my win, please" to all three of you!

Kirk: "Yeoman when I said I wanted a crab salad this is not what I had in mind."
Bones: <giggles>
Kirk: "I suppose you gave her the damn little comb?!?"

SCOTTY: Aye, it's me stash of those little red pills let me maintain me pasty complexion.

Spock: "Mr. Stiles, the likelihood that our balls would not touch is 1,742,521.5 to one against, making your assertion that it wouldn't be gay dubious at best."

We had two photoshop winning pictures, both with multiple participants. For the introduction of Rabbi Al Gornstein, we have Nerys Myk, Outpost4 and Rat Boy to thank. The caption is by middyseafort. Our psychedelisized picture was photoshopped by M'Sharak and animated by me. As you know, it's rare I give myself a win, and so I'd like to than all the little people out there that have made this possible, those less than 375 pixels tall.

McCoy: Just snip the tip will ya.
Rabbi Gornstein: It's all tip!

That wasn't lettuce that came from Sulu's hydroponic garden.

Since this next contest will run for eight or nine days, I've posted three pictures this time, one of lecherous McCoy, another of Spock and Nomad, and finally a recycled picture from years ago. It's been at least two years since Chekov looked over his shoulder instead of at the Romulan on screen, so all old jokes are new again.

I ain't got nothin' but love, babe.



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (4x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alrik
Alyssa (3x)
ancient
Atavachron (2x)
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
brian
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (20x)

cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (10x)

Plus one this time for a total of 11!
Dohlman
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (6x)

Plus one this time for a total of 7!
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
EnsignHarper
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (22x)

goldbug (2x)
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (8x)

Plus one this time for a total of 9!
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Johnnyracefan
John_Picard (3x)
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
middyseafort (3x)

Plus one this time for a total of 4!
Mojochi
M'Sharak (11x)

Plus one this time for a total of 12!
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nebusj
Nerys Myk (23x)

Plus one this time for a total of 24!
Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ
Outpost4 (15x)

Plus one this time for a total of 16!
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (33x)

Plus one this time for a total of 34!
Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (18x)

Sector 7
Shatmandu (22x)

shivkala
Sir Rhosis (2x)
Super Grover
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (15x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (10x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2x)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (11x)
Tristan
Turbo (2x)
vassa
Ward Fowler (4x)
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

"I wonder how she'd look in stirrups."

"It said 'oil can'."

Romulan: Breaking news! I'm having a life-long wardrobe malfunction.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy (thinking): Thank God for the nude jumping jack rule.

Spock: "This space probe has performed an illegal operation and must be terminated."

Scotty: "Aye, Windows Vista."

Chekov: "Dis is your idea of porn?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock: "Engineer, my finger cannot stretch to the "delete" button, assist me with this soft reboot."

Chekov <thinking>: "Before Sulu returns, I will need a neck brace, how does he do it?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock; "NOMAD reports that 640 000 terraquads of tapes are enough for any sentient species."

 

[Toban Kal]

McCoy strongly suspected his nurse had been helping herself to some of the stronger pills in the medicine cabinet.

Can someone get this? These 23rd century spark plugs are heavy.

Flipping the bird to Kirk in 3..2..1

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Yes, father.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "My precioussssssssss!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win, and thanks to Nerys Myk, Outpost4 and Rat Boy. But more importantly, I'd like to thank Rabbi Al Gornstein. Without the good rabbi, none of this would've been possible.

Bones: How 'bout you and me engage in a "little exploratory surgery"?

Spock (in trance): ...you...can...bite...my...shiny...metal...ass...

Romulan: Caller. Caller? Are you there, caller?

 

[Gertch]

Chekov: "Yes ve can heer heem now. Vhy does he keep saying dat?"

McCoy (thinking): "It's good to be the doctor."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "And you tink my hair is bad?"

 

[Triskelion]

Permission to sigh, Keptin.

How am I going to get her to pump the wall steps? Man talk about a bad investment in cardio equipment....

It's thinking, get the first officer laid more....

 

[Nerys Myk]

TAL: So when do we get to kill these idiot humans? The Commander is taking way too long. A got an honor blade itching for some blood.

OTHER: Sir...!

TAL: WHAT??!!

OTHER: The comm channel is still open!

MCCOY (thinking): Time to delouse the crew again.

SPOCK: No, its not coffee yet.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Chekov: "Keptin, ve come all this vay on a secret mission, and "First time, long time" is best you can come up vith? Any little old lady from Leningrad could do better."

 

[M'Sharak]

It was good the contest went this long.

But good it didn't go longer. You saved me from making a "Shooters at the O.K. Corral" joke.

Er, yeah.

Our psychedelisized picture was photoshopped by M'Sharak and animated by me. As you know, it's rare I give myself a win, and so I'd like to than all the little people out there that have made this possible, those less than 375 pixels tall.

You peeked.

Chekov: I dun't know, sir. Podcast?

 

[battrekker]

The lack of Vulcan females in Starfleet made it necessary that substitutes be made for the use of Spock every seven years.

McCoy: Is she using my shampoo?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy <thinking>: "Eight days of jumping jacks..."

 

[scottydog]

Chekov: "Vas da procedure a success, duck-torr?"

McCoy: "Let's just say that Sulu should be leaving you alone now. I can't say the same for the Captain."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Dammit Jim, grind your own pepper in future."

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock: Nomad says "01000111 01101111 00100000 01101010 01110101
01101101 01110000 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000
01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101001 01110010 01101100
01101111 01100011 01101011 00101100 00100000 01110011 01110100
01110101 01110000 01101001 01100100 00100000 01101000 01110101
01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100001" ... more or less.