Movie Caption Contest #76: Teacher's Pet

[cooleddie74]

"New Guinea. The Solomons. Australia.

The Aaron Spelling mansion will be swinging into view soon...but you may want to hold your breath.

Even up here in the vacuum of space you can smell daughter Tori's horrendous acting."

"Don't go into the light!!!

AVOID THE LIGHT!!!"

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: This looks a lot like Earth's geography but is slightly different. Your last name wouldn't be Miri, would it?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

You haven't experienced "Old Yeller" until you've seen it in the original Klingon.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Think the Enterprise is impressive?

Watch me turn off the force field. Your eyeballs will get sucked out of their sockets faster than you can blink your newly-shredded lids."

 

[cooleddie74]

On Qo'noS, "Dog Eat Dog" has an ENTIRELY different meaning.

 

[BriGuy]

Yes, he was my pet, and I loved him. ... But I will eat him.

Capt. Picard loved using his Garmin Nuvi to find his way around.

Don't worry! The scene will work out just fine. We'll just add 10 decks to the ship. The fans will never notice.

 

[BriGuy]

Stewart: Just think about the bank on XMen. And the theater. Ah, the theater. They'll have me back. I'm sure of it.

 

[TheWabbit]

"Great Scott's It's Captain Kirk! Marty what have I done? The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!"

Lily Sloane: What is this?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Australia. New Guinea. Solomon Islands. Montana will be up soon, but you may want to hold your breath - it's a long way down!
Lily: "I think bald guys are so damn hot"
Franks: "Cut! Hey bitch if your going to misread lines then why the F*** am I you."

Brent: "Does Frank know the camera's are rolling.
Patrick: It's why they make DVD extra's. AS I see it I won't say anything if you won't.
Franks: Seriously I though she was eighteen.

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "When I was in my early twenties on a trip to Australia, I saw a kangaroo giving birth..."

 

[cooleddie74]

(*Sobbing*)"He was my only friend.

And the only one who'd take my virginity back in high school."

"When I point and assume, I'm making an ass out of you and Melbourne."

FRAKES:"Don't worry, guys...I've got construction coming in this week to install a pinata and strobe light for the drunken party scene."

 

[Nebusj]

``Whaaaat doessss aaaaa yelllll - lloooooww alerrrrrrrt meeeannnnn?''
``Slow down!''

``And coming right up this beautiful retirement home I bought just outside Auckland ... uhm ... ... ... well, I'm really too young to retire, after all.''

(Alternately)

``And here you can see the beautiful landscapes of the Planet Vulcan ... uh ... oh, my. This is a problem.''

``And just how long has he been standing frozen like this, Commander Data?''
``Six hours, 28 minutes, and fourteen seconds, Captain.''
``Let's all just ... walk away quietly and pretend we didn't see, then.''

 

[Piper]

Commander Kruge was seeing red again.

 

[Gertch]

Commander Kruge proved the boy was not really Spock by showing dead Spock's bifurcated privates.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: The Borg are all over my shit... I'm gonna do it... I'm gonna jump... it's not worth it anymore, man.

 

[Maurice]

PICARD: In this instance you might say it's a stairway from heaven.

 

[Gertch]

Lily: "... serious?"
Picard: "They look more like cumulonimbus."

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and that is the beach where I had my salad tossed by a post-op tranny hooker for Academy graduation.

Good times, Lily. Good times."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hold me closer...T'Iny D'anca."

 

[DBR]

Picard: "That there is, uh, Canada. And coming up next is, um, Turkey, and then Greenland..."

 

[DBR]

As Frakes explains how he wants the scene played out, Patrick Stewart thinks to himself, "Who does this chump thinks he is, my name comes up first in the opening credits, I'm the star here".