Movie Caption Contest #76: Teacher's Pet

[Bad Atom]

This one's for the BSG fans...

 

[Piper]

I'll bet this is Maltz's fault.

Picard: And I can see Australia from my house!

Frakes: And when I saw it, it was THAT big.
Stewart (checking): Flattering, but I really can't claim to be that blessed.

 

[Alrik]

When feeling really nostalgic about the old show, Frakes likes to sometimes re-enact scenes with the wax figures of his fellow cast mates that he had bought from Madame Tussauds.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Maltz (off-camera): What smells like fried Targ in here? Oh... sorry... um, this is awkward.

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: In my century, we call it Old Zealand.

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "In my century, we call it New New New New New New New New New New New New New New Zealand"

 

[scottydog]

Spiner and Stewart were very patient with Frakes' frequent bouts of retardation.

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "The line shall be drawn here. And here. And here."

Lily, sighing: "I wish your new hobby wasn't map-making."

 

[Mistral]

Kruge realized that, no matter how much they loved each other, it just wouldn't work.

 

[Triskelion]

- Mr LaForge sour the milk! Sour the milk!

Frakes: And then Data you start singing Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya, Tomorrow! And that's when Captain Warbucks comes out with the Borg to assimilate you and the rest of the orphanage.

Stewart: You, sir, are an artist.

 

[Outpost4]

Frakes: And then, Patrick, you and the Borg Queen sing Kumbaya and give each other a big hug. Happy ending. Fade to black.

 

[Nerys Myk]

FRAKES ( channeling Roddenberry): Then everyone strips and begins making love.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kruge: Hmm... smells like Targ Spirit!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Oh, thats Lt. Commander Kong. He's very enthusiastic.

 

[Candlelight]

Warning - really bad pun to follow...

"Whoa, Picard! Easy with the maximum setting! You could've vapourised me!"
"It's... my first... Reagan..."





(Warned you)

 

[Outpost4]

Targ - chosen for Klingon astronauts.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Lily: "That's quite a window, Captain."

Picard: "Hmm? Oh, this. No, it's Google Earth™."

Kruge: "A tongue? Take this back immediately before I have you killed. I never eat anything that can taste me back."

Maltz: "But sir, what about last..."

Kruge: "Say the wrong thing, Maltz, and I will kill you, too!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMN the patahks at Alpo...

Damn them all to GRE'THOR!!!"

"Curious.

From here I can see the CGI wireframe outline of my childhood house."

FRAKES:"Me Jonathan!

Big Director Spaceman!

Me make blockbuster movie...have space zombie with boobs!"

 

[cooleddie74]

LIZARD FEVER

The new film from S'Pike Le'e.

Coming stardate 8300 to a holotheater near your sector

 

[Candlelight]

"That's right I'm point at YOU Australia!!! Mwahahahahahaha!"
"Can we get back to these Swedish-"
"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"Waitor, there's a Targ in my soup"