TNG Caption This #148 - "Je ne peux pas prononcer "légende""

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "And we call it the Aristocrats."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Guess which hand has the slip of gold-pressed latinum, Counselor...


and win a shot to see me shirtless."

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"What the hell are you pointing at?

The black-light Zeppelin poster? A guy figures...someone your age should probably have seen one by now."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I am the Captain of the Enterprise. I am the Captain of the Enterprise.

TROI: Very good. Jean Luc. But our times up for today. Have Miss Ogawa schedule another appointment in two weeks. We'll try it without the hair and tunic.

PICARD: W-w-w-without???

 

[Triskelion]

Boobies, Spock?
Logically.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

The mirror-universe Picard wasn't the barbarian that Troi had expected.

 

[Shatmandu]

Jean-Loose Picard: "Change out this caption contest, or I'll mince you to death."

 

[cultcross]

And we're done here folks (finally)

Enjoy the new contest!

 

[TheHungarian]

Picard: THERE ARE TWO FISTS!

 

[Toban Kal]

Troi: Enjoy your vaction captain.
Picard: Oh, I will councillor. After all, what right-minded woman could resit THIS?
Troi: ummm, yeah.

Worfs father, ever the joker, couldn't resist when Worf howled "Who threw that?"