3D Master
Rear Admiral
Anyways the Narnia movies just aren't that good, that's the problem. Someone called them soulless, which I think is more or less a good description. I mean, yes they are watchable enough, but I forgot about them a day after I watched them.
That's because the books are soulless themselves. Seriously, Aslan, you saw Prince Caspian? This is in the friggin' book too.
All through the movie where our heroes are busy fending for themselves because Aslan isn't around, Aslan actually IS around. But the thing is, our heroes are doing the sensible thing, and fight alone in lue of absence you see, and that's wrong and evil. Truly, for the right thing to do, is lie down to your knees, do nothing and proclaim your faith, love, that a guy who isn't around will come to swoop in and save you out of nowhere.
And hey, if you don't, even if you're outnumbered 10 to 1, desperately fighting for his life and all that's right and good in the world, that guy, Aslan, (metaphor of Jesus) who actually is around and could save you instantly is going to let you die, and let the world be plunged into death, famine, pain, suffering and terror.
What a guy! He's such a sweetheart, I'll believe him in right away and get on my knees and proclaim the righeousness that is he who will let you die in abject misery unless you drop to your knees and worship him!
