TNG Caption This #148 - "Je ne peux pas prononcer "légende""

[Mistral]

"Worf, Geordi told me what you did. Go to your room RIGHT NOW!"

 

[Mistral]

"So, you must choose one. Will it be the blue pill or the red pill?"

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "Until my pom-poms can be found, I'll just have to show you my cheerleader routine without them. Block that photon, Block that photon...."

 

[cooleddie74]

SERGEY:"Of COURSE I struck your engineering assistant! The rude bastard kept pestering me to sing 'Tradition'!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Look at me, Counselor...I still have the body of a twenty-five-year old!"

TROI:"The body of that dead ensign you've hidden underneath your bed doesn't count, Captain."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: I just took two tabs of E and I'm ready to party on Risa.

Sergi: I also doubled as the Intrepid's proctologist. Don't believe me? Smell my finger... I still keep a practice on the side.

 

[S'kai]

Tevye: This goyem thinks I would sell him my COW !!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD (singing) I'm strong to the finish, cause I eats my spinach....

TROI: Next.

 

[Nebusj]

``And this is how I'm going to pose when Tinkerbelle gives me my magical wings so that I can fly all on my own!''

Years later, LaForge would discover just how off-model the Zephram Cochrane statue actually was.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Ladies and gentlemen, here is... Larry the dwarf! Larry likes to dress up funny. Tonight,
he's dressed up like a Starfleet engineer. Let's ask him 'What's the deal?' "

 

[Nebusj]

And after all the hard work of installing it, LaForge decided their new satellite navigation system just wasn't that good.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Beardy guy: "Santa Claus? Santa Claus did you say? He went that way, on his sleigh, bells jingling and belly wobbling and all."

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf's Papa: "The Vulcan wearing the old-style uniform, vhere vas he running, eh?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Admit it, Counselor.

This makes your naughty bits all tingly."

SERGEY:"Is...

is that...

Is that a real Red Ryder Automatic Plasma Pellet Rifle with an electronic compass in the stock?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Like my new outfit, Counselor?

Found them in Will's quarters. In the drawer underneath that weird leather outfit with the zipper mask."

 

[The Badger]

Troi: You see Captain? They're so bouncy your fists will rebound no matter how hard you hit 'em!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Picard: "Any day now, that bastard Q's gone teleport in front of my face and I'm gonna bash 'im good before he knows what hit..."
Troi (Enters): "Hello, Cap--{CRACK}--OWWW!!!"
Picard: "Whoops. Sorry!"

Sergey: "Hey, Worf! WORF! IS THIS THE LOSER WHO WAS DATING THE HOLOGRAM, WORF!?"

 

[cooleddie74]

RESSIKAN SWEATIN' TO THE OLDIES

Dying Sun Edition(TM)

SERGEY:"That's not a food replicator?

Then why is there cheese oozing from it?"

 

[Hedbergian]

TROI: Could you floss normal like everyone else?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Real Frenchmen don't need zippers or buttons, baby."

SERGEY:"Here. Old Earth joke.

Pull finger!"