How would you die?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by All Seeing Eye, Nov 22, 2008.

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How do you choose to die?

  1. Electric Chair

    2.9%
  2. Hanging

    5.7%
  3. Guillotine

    20.0%
  4. Burnt at the stake

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Dropped in a tub of acid

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Firing squad

    68.6%
  7. Drowning

    2.9%
  1. All Seeing Eye

    All Seeing Eye Admiral

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    You are being given the death penalty and you have a choice of how to die:

    1) Electric Chair
    2) Hanging
    3) Guillotine
    4) Burnt at the stake
    5) Dropped in a tub of acid
    6) Firing squad
    7) Drowning

    How do you choose to die?
     
  2. DeafPoet

    DeafPoet Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Firing squad seems like the quickest and most fool-proof way to go.
     
  3. JuanBolio

    JuanBolio Admiral Admiral

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    Of the choices you presented, I'd take the guillotine. Allowed to choose my own method, I'd select death by combat - fighting an series of increasingly larger and fiercer animals until I lost.
     
  4. Michael

    Michael Good Bad Influence Moderator

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    In one of these ...

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    :lol:
     
  5. Miss Chicken

    Miss Chicken Little three legged cat with attitude Admiral

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    I voted guillotine. I think it would be the quickest and the one least likely to go wrong.
     
  6. JimCasy

    JimCasy Captain Captain

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    Firing squad. Seems like it'd be pretty kickass.
     
  7. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored Yo, Dawg! I Heard You Like Avatars... In Memoriam

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    Guillotine. It's the option that's quickest, least painful, and most likely to work flawlessly.

    Plus, I could make a weird face and horrify some spectators before I lost consciousness.
     
  8. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    Firing squad.


    There's always a chance they'll miss. :p
     
  9. JuanBolio

    JuanBolio Admiral Admiral

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    Yep - also has a nice horror factor. If I'm going down, I want it to have an effect on people.

    Leaping off a building with razor wire tied around my neck to that it severs my head as it snaps taught, leaving my head and decapitated body to plummet down into the crowd below would also be sufficiently awesome.
     
  10. Mallory

    Mallory Moderator In Memoriam

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  11. Philo

    Philo Commodore Commodore

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    Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever.
     
  12. JuanBolio

    JuanBolio Admiral Admiral

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    You go on living for awhile after being shot in the chest, too.
     
  13. trekkiedane

    trekkiedane Admiral Admiral

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    I've always known I'll die alone.



    The how doesn't concern me.
     
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  14. Gertch

    Gertch Admiral

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    Firing squad also.

    But if I was to do the tub of acid and somehow survived, would I get a lifetime supply of white makeup and red lipstick?
     
  15. RandyS

    RandyS Vice Admiral Admiral

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    As the condemned, I'm entitled to a last request, so I'd skip your list and pick conjgial visit.
     
  16. Philo

    Philo Commodore Commodore

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    So not by falling off the side of El Capitan, then?
     
  17. Captain Intrepid

    Captain Intrepid Vice Admiral Admiral

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    If it's done properly, hanging severs the spinal cord and is instant death. Also, my body could be hung out for months as a warning to not be as awesome as me.
     
  18. Aragorn

    Aragorn Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Did anyone hear about the inmate who was deemed too overweight to hang, because his weight would cause his body to rip from his head? I don't know what the resolution was, but he obviously had no incentive to diet.
     
  19. James Bond

    James Bond Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Seriously. Fuck that shit. Of all the choices, a firing squad seems the least horrific. :scream:
     
  20. trekkiedane

    trekkiedane Admiral Admiral

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    Nah, by that time I'll probably have a friend with rocket boots to save the day.