Comics promote incest!!

[Christopher]

Now how the heck did he know that? Did he read the Kryptonian Law Library before he was shipped off as an infant?

Silver Age Superman was able to fly back in time and observe or even visit Krypton. He also had the miniaturized, bottled Kryptonian capital city of Kandor, complete with its entire miniaturized population, stored in his Fortress of Solitude once he freed it from Brainiac.

 

[Worf412]

Now how the heck did he know that? Did he read the Kryptonian Law Library before he was shipped off as an infant?

Silver Age Superman was able to fly back in time and observe or even visit Krypton. He also had the miniaturized, bottled Kryptonian capital city of Kandor, complete with its entire miniaturized population, stored in his Fortress of Solitude once he freed it from Brainiac.

Even Worf remembered Kandor, Jan.

 

[Jan]

Now how the heck did he know that? Did he read the Kryptonian Law Library before he was shipped off as an infant?

Silver Age Superman was able to fly back in time and observe or even visit Krypton. He also had the miniaturized, bottled Kryptonian capital city of Kandor, complete with its entire miniaturized population, stored in his Fortress of Solitude once he freed it from Brainiac.

Even Worf knew Jan was joking.

Oh, how I wish I had been! I can't believe I forgot completely about Kandor. Do'h! I blame it on this morning's chocolate overdose. Yeah, that's it, it was the chocolate's fault.

Jan

 

[Worf412]

Oh, how I wish I had been! I can't believe I forgot completely about Kandor. Do'h! I blame it on this morning's chocolate overdose. Yeah, that's it, it was the chocolate's fault.

Jan

I have no words.

But I have edited my post accordingly.

 

[Stevil2001]

Now how the heck did he know that? Did he read the Kryptonian Law Library before he was shipped off as an infant?

Even if he did know it... was he afraid that the police force of his centuries-dead civilization was going to show up and throw him in jail?

 

[The Old Mixer]

First, they lived on Earth, not Krypton, so I don't see how Kryptonian marriage laws applied one way or the other.

Second, in addition to being his first cousin, she was also 15 at the time...!

So bitch about Routh all you want, folks...Silver Age Superman was an incestuous sexual predator at heart.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think Superman ever exposed himself in front of Kandor? Imagine what it would look like to them!

 

[Turtletrekker]

You know...the actual definition of incest specifies sexual intercourse. Not kisses.

Jan

You know...I was being facetious.

Sorry. I was referring to the original post in the thread.

Jan

No problem. I've been working 12 hour days all week and have a bit of a short fuse, so let me apologize to to you as well.

 

[Misfit Toy]

You know...the actual definition of incest specifies sexual intercourse. Not kisses.

Jan

You know...I was being facetious.

Sorry. I was referring to the original post in the thread.

Jan

I thought you were referring to Greg and Marsha.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Superman tried to hit on his Great Great... yadda yadda blah blah blah... Great Granddaughter while hanging out with the legion. Aparant she looked so much like Lois that he couldn't hlp himself.

MUCH later she turned out to be a one of the evil Robots trying to take over the universe called the Manhunters, so no foul after all.

Last month in Wolvernie origins, it was alluded in a flashback that James Hudson and Heather McDonald Hudson where perhaps brother sister despite being married in our time since the late 70s.

 

[Chris3123]

Superman tried to hit on his Great Great... yadda yadda blah blah blah... Great Granddaughter while hanging out with the legion. Aparant she looked so much like Lois that he couldn't hlp himself.

MUCH later she turned out to be a one of the evil Robots trying to take over the universe called the Manhunters, so no foul after all.

Ah, so he was really hitting on a robot? Well, perfectly normal, that.

 

[Meredith]

#1 Rule for marrying your brother/sister.

If your kid is normal then raise them well, if they come out all deformed and flippery put them in the river in a gunny sack and never speak of it again, but do try again to make more incest babies after taking out the genetic garbage.

 

[A beaker full of death]

You know...the actual definition of incest specifies sexual intercourse. Not kisses.

Jan

You know...I was being facetious.

Sorry. I was referring to the original post in the thread.

Jan

Hmmm.....
You wouldn't be the "Jan" depicted in that panel, would you?

 

[Stevil2001]

Last month in Wolvernie origins, it was alluded in a flashback that James Hudson and Heather McDonald Hudson where perhaps brother sister despite being married in our time since the late 70s.

What! What are you on about?

 

[Guy Gardener]

In the flash back to the guy running the camp in 1955 experimenting on Japanese prisoners who was a "McDonald" who was married with children and also having an affair with his secretary who was a "Hudson" and she got knocked up and ran away in shame to have her baby well before every one in the camp got murdered.

Vindicator and Guardian from Alpha Flight might be half brother and sister as well as husband and wife.

You don't read Wolverine Origins?

 

[firehawk12]

Hahahahaha. The author is pretty damn specific with the exposition there.

 

[Jan]

You know...I was being facetious.

Sorry. I was referring to the original post in the thread.

Jan

Hmmm.....
You wouldn't be the "Jan" depicted in that panel, would you?

No, 'fraid not. I'm a she-Jan, not a he-Jan.

Jan

 

[Ben Sisko3]

In the flash back to the guy running the camp in 1955 experimenting on Japanese prisoners who was a "McDonald" who was married with children and also having an affair with his secretary who was a "Hudson" and she got knocked up and ran away in shame to have her baby well before every one in the camp got murdered.

Vindicator and Guardian from Alpha Flight might be half brother and sister as well as husband and wife.

Now what the hell is the point of that? Next, they'll be telling me that Martha and Jonathan Kent are fraternal twins.

You don't read Wolverine Origins?

You may be the only one.


EDIT: I'm surprised no one's brought up the pretty screwy West/Allen/Thawne line. Yikes!

 

[ancient]

So I guess that "too-much info" panel of Superman exists because the writers felt the need to explain why Superman wasn't banging his underage cousin. They had to justify that to the audience...

How times have changed...

 

[A beaker full of death]

^ for the worse. mmm... underage cousins....