Voyager Caption This: Minor Technical Difficulties

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

B'Elanna: "It's a fucking supernova! What's with the applause. It isn't exploding for your benefit! Would you clap an earthquake, cheer a hurricane?

Morons!"

And your prize:

Front row tickets to SUPERNOVA! Performing nightly.

Up next:

 

[Finn]

Harry: Not yet, Doctor...
Doc: Damn it. Perhaps if I bypass the inverted silconite beams, I could...
Tom: You better hurry and perk those up before Seven's regeneration cycle ends. We have only have five minutes.
Doc: Shh! I know. This is a delicate surgical procedure!
Harry: 4 minutes 30

 

[Kirby]

Doctor: Next time we're playing my Stargate program. Mr. Paris, you can play O'Neill, Mr. Kim can be Daniel Jackson, and I will be Teal'c.
Paris: Teal'c? Really Doc? I can think of another character that is more fitting for you.
Doctor: It better not be that Woolsey loser, I hate that guy.

 

[Rat Boy]

The Doctor: "Dammit, it won't take my dollar bill!"

Paris: "Have you tried smoothing it out?"

The Doctor: "It is smoothed out!"

Kim: "Then why doesn't it work?"

The Doctor: "SHUT UP!"

 

[Velocity]

Harry: Go left! Go left!
Tom: It's my turn now, move over!
Doctor: I'm the Tetris master here, Mr. Paris, quit jostling my arm.

 

[Gertch]

Tom: "Comeon Doc, let me reprogram the villain."
EMH: "I don't understand why he was after us guys. Yeah, I'm hurrying."
Kim: "Uh guys, there's no need to be hasty about this..."

 

[Rat Boy]

On a very special retro episode of Stargate Atlantis...

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: One of these has to control the color.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chaotica: "Did you check your TCP/IP settings?"

Paris, Kim, Doctor: "YES!"

Chaotica: "Did you enable cookies?"

Paris, Kim, Doctor: "YES!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Ooh, how unexpected! A victory... I shall now do my happy dance. Check the seismometers.

Paris: "Oh shit! We're screwed..."

EMH: "I'm going as fast as I can"

Kim: "I too young to be sued. Do you know how much these people want in royalties. We'll be sent to a penal colony or something"

"... Gordon! That's the last time that you and your minions cross Ming the... bzzt cross Mi... bzzt cross Chaotica!"

EMH: "Phew, I think I got it before they scanned our holoserver"

 

[Vorik]

Chaotica: "Did you check your TCP/IP settings?"

Paris, Kim, Doctor: "YES!"

Chaotica: "Did you enable cookies?"

Paris, Kim, Doctor: "YES!"

i think this and the dollar bill one are my favorite
nicely done

D A N N Y

 

[Captain Leslie]

Doc; This jukebox is shit!
Paris; so what...as long as there is something for the blonde to strip to.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chaotica: "Look, I've been a good sport about this so far, but if you can't get your disintegrating pistol plugged in within five minutes, I'm offing this blond chick. I don't care what the rules say."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: Just how hard is it to change a freaking fuse Doc?

 

[Triskelion]

Harry: Get me some funyons! Get me some funyons!
Tom: Don't worry, we'll ditch him at the bumper cars.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Doc: "No, the Sexbot's communication matrix is fried. I'm afriad, Mr. PAris, you'll have to get your hollow fantisys elsewhere."

Kin: "Oh..." (disappointedly)

 

[Rat Boy]

Try as they might, Paris, Kim, and the Doctor couldn't get the color to work on the holodeck.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Mr. Paris, I realize you think 'Smells like Calvin Kline' is the superior scent, but I believe this is a woman who will appreciate 'Aqua Velva'."

 

[LeadHead]

The Doctor: It's really not there.

Paris: No way! Let me try.

The Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Paris, but according to this Ensign Kim realy does not have a personality.

 

[Gertch]

Paris: "Forget about Chaotica. Harry's asleep standing up. Get the Sharpies!"