TOS Caption Contest #96 - Bent Over

[Nerys Myk]

Let's try to be positive about this

 

[Orac]

Kirk: "Chris, it's not Halloween for another 4 star months, you're undermining the seriousness of these proceedings, I insist that you take that mask off now!"

Pike as Davros: "Beeeeep, beeeeep."

 

[Redfern]

Kirk: "Chris, it's not Halloween for another 4 star months, you're undermining the seriousness of these proceedings, I insist that you take that mask off now!"

Pike as Davros: "Beeeeep, beeeeep."

Spock: "Captain, that is not a mask."

Kirk, sucking air between clenched teeth: "Awkward..."

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Rat Boy]

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Kirk: "You know, you could try using Morse code."

Pike: **- *--* -*-- --- **- *-* *** *- *** *** **** --- *-** *

To be fair, I had to use an online Morse code translator for that.

 

[Nathan_Heller]

Prepare to beam down to the Lollipop Guild

I kit-bashed him from morgue leftovers

Shazam!!

 

[Outpost4]

"Why the long face?"

 

[T'Bonz]

First one to make it to the Bridge gets to shag Rand tonight. Ready, set.....

Next time, LISTEN to me when I say to avoid Quo'nos!

I think the hair straightener needs to be adjusted just a bit.

 

[Orac]

Bones: "Don't worry Jim, it'll just be a little prick."

 

[Gertch]

RJDiogenes finally finds the perfect woman.

 

[Gertch]

Scotty: "Stay low gentlemen as I beam ye to Harry Mudd's ship. Seems Stella is aboard and in a throwin' mood."

 

[Tim]

KIRK: Sulu, why do you want us standing like this again?

Elizabeth Dehner experiences James Kirk.

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: I'll let you into party but you have to promise to be nice.

Pike: Beep! Beep!

Kirk: Do you see what I mean, Pike? It's all about you, isn't it? Sooner or later or you're going to have to let somebody in.

 

[RJDiogenes]

RJDiogenes finally finds the perfect woman.

A good, full-bodied sparkling wine is hard to come by these days.

 

[Orac]

Starfleet hazing ritual number 47.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Kirk to Straponia Transporter hub, we're ready to receive you."
Straponian Transport operator: "Hey, that's our line!"

Kirk: "What I want to know is... Why the Guinevere hat?"

"How many times have I told you not to put the psychiatrist in the microwave?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Pike: "Beep Beep!"

Kirk: sigh "Road Runner."

Pike: "Beep"

Kirk: "You know, I hate to say this, but playing charades with you is pretty boring."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Spock and I are going to have a little Mommy-Daddy time here on your table, unkay?"

<Kirk and Spock begin to have sex.>

Pike: "Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep ..."

Kirk: "Beam these beer farts out into space, widest possible dispersion ..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "This is about the rest of your life Chris, what do you want to do? Say something..."

Pike: bzzzt bzzzt

Kirk: "What?"

Pike: bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt

Kirk: "Will you stop putting that thing on vibrate?"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Beam us into the girl's slumber party. We're going to have a moon of Uranus!
McCoy: <snicker>
Spock at transporter console: Maybe we will have a malfunction and they will be lost.
Scotty at transporter console: Aye, we can only hope...

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Chris, you should have known better than to try to cook bacon in the nude.
Pike: beep