TOS Caption Contest #96 - Bent Over
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KIRK: Dude, you look like crap.
KIRK: But that hat is fabulous!
Kirk: "We want to impress the women of this planet, adopt the Vic Reeves protocol."
Kirk: "That Orion VD can be a bitch if you don't get the ointment in time."
Captain Jack: "I think I fancied your previous regeneration more Doctor"
Dr. McCoy: Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a proctologist.
Bailey: Isn't that a type of doctor?
Dr. McCoy: Shut up, Lieutenant, or I'll have Sulu take care of this.
Pike: ...and Spock took me from my hospital room...
Kirk: You know the drill, Chris, use the beeps!
The moment Elizabeth Dehner meet Gary Mitchell was electric.
Transporter Operator Sulu: "No, no, bend down lower. Yeah, that's right. Bailey, you might want to move a little closer to the captain. Oh, yeah, that's better. Now put your arm around him. Good, good. Now lean towards his neck and..."
Kirk: "Will you just energize already?!"
Kirk: "Two beeps. Double yes."
Kirk: "Shocking!"
Scott Bakula's voice: "Oh boy"
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Kirk "Chris, I told you not to watch The Motion Picture by yourself."
Congrats, you were the first to induce me to spray milk all over my laptop. From my mouth, I was drinking, just in case you're wondering.
Shatner; Uh, I know it's awkward, but, if you can put a word in for me with Abrams...
Kenney; Beep. Beep.
Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes!
"What's that, Chris?
A sehlat is stuck in a well?"
A talented psychologist she may have been, but Doctor Dehner was horribly uneducated in the science of having dry hands when you unplug equipment...
"So...which knob do I twist to get you to stop staring at me?"
Blake [off camera]: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop, that's a live plasma conduit!
"What?!
Ah, dammit... I just let you outside ten minutes ago!!"
Starfleet Regulation 345 Section A Paragraph D...
Never urinate into a security force field.
Star Trip - Episode 1001 - Bad things come in threes....
Sulu : That's it, bend over some more....
Kirk : If we bend over any more, we'll be kissing the deck....
Sulu : That's the idea.....
Kirk : Just energize already, sheesh....
Kirk : So it's one beep yes, two beeps no, right ?
Pike : Beep Beep
Kirk : Oh, I have it wrong, it's two beeps yes, one beep no, right ?
Pike : Beep Beep
Kirk : Wait, you're trying to confuse me aren't you ?
Pike : Beep Beep
Krik : ARGH !
When they told her that having sex with the captain was electric she had no Idea they meant literally....
Sulu : That's it, bend over some more....
Kirk : If we bend over any more, we'll be kissing the deck....
Sulu : That's the idea.....
Kirk : Just energize already, sheesh....
Kirk : So it's one beep yes, two beeps no, right ?
Pike : Beep Beep
Kirk : Oh, I have it wrong, it's two beeps yes, one beep no, right ?
Pike : Beep Beep
Kirk : Wait, you're trying to confuse me aren't you ?
Pike : Beep Beep
Krik : ARGH !
When they told her that having sex with the captain was electric she had no Idea they meant literally....
"On the bright side, if his foot locks up on the trigger pedal it'll sound like a Techno-Pop dance mix in here."
Where will YOU be when an Electric Eel attacks you?
Think fast. Think smart. Think protection.(TM)
"Now, Chris...what did I tell you the other day?
There's no point stopping by Ruth's Chris Steakhouse on the way back if you can't EAT ANYTHING."
Tonight on TV'S BLOOPERS & PRACTICAL JOKES:
Ed and Dick play the old "AC / DC Switcheroo" on Sally Kellerman!