cake offends Star Trek fans

[Temis the Vorta]

I'm sure this is all just good natured elaborate self-parody.

How can a cake be a disaster? You eat it, problem solved!

Okay maybe it's a disaster if it has carrots or zucchini in it.

 

[Tralah]

I read those comments from Trekmovie.com and I assumed the people that made those quoted comments were joking. At least I sincerely hope so...

 

[Michael]

Oh boy, those guys over at TrekMovie.com ...

 

[Newspaper Taxi]

That cake is adoreable. It's one step up from lego-man but a few steps down from action figure-esque people. It's one of those cakes I wouldn't be able to bring myself to eating.

EDIT:

...and Chekov is nowhere to be found.

Chekov always gets the short end of the stick; even in cake world!

 

[od0_ital]

I'm sure this is all just good natured elaborate self-parody.

How can a cake be a disaster? You eat it, problem solved!

Okay maybe it's a disaster if it has carrots or zucchini in it.

But I like carrot cake.

 

[tafkats]

THIS IS A DISASTER I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY PUT SCOTTY IN THE NAVIGATOR'S POSITION I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE ARE SO CLUELESS ABOUT THE BASICS OF STAR TREK THIS IS A DISASTER

Scotty and Uhura are not in the right spots and Chekov is nowhere to be found. Even before Chekov came onto the show Scotty didn't sit there.​

Hey now ... he's Scotty, and he'll sit wherever he wants to, dammit!

 

[erastus25]

I'm sure this is all just good natured elaborate self-parody.

How can a cake be a disaster? You eat it, problem solved!

Okay maybe it's a disaster if it has carrots or zucchini in it.

You've clearly never had chocolate zucchini cake.

 

[Mistral]

I think its charming. What effort, what style, what a cool-looking Kirk. Anyone doesn't like, please do better. That's my take on those hysterical idiots, y'know?

 

[Alidar Jarok]

That cake is adoreable. It's one step up from lego-man but a few steps down from action figure-esque people. It's one of those cakes I wouldn't be able to bring myself to eating.

EDIT:

...and Chekov is nowhere to be found.

Chekov always gets the short end of the stick; even in cake world!

But Khan remembers him on this cake quite well

Seriously, though, that cake is awesome. That looks like it took an insane amount of effort, so I don't give a shit where Scotty is sitting. Putting him there lets him be visible and he's more important than Chekov anyway.

 

[Carpe Occasio]

Let them eat cake.

 

[Swarles Barkley]

I demand that this childhood-memory-destroying baked abomination be decanonized immediately!

 

[OmahaStar]

Let them eat cake.

"Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?"

 

[blaXXer]

Someone has to get a life, ASAP.

 

[M'Sharak]

EDIT:

...and Chekov is nowhere to be found.

Chekov always gets the short end of the stick; even in cake world!

But Khan remembers him on this cake quite well

Nerd.

 

[Captain Kate]

Wow, what a disaster. We'd better dispose of the evidence, quick. *Grabs a fork*

 

[AlboOfBorg]

Someone has to get a life, ASAP.

I agree. That cake kicks arse. I can see someone POINTING OUT Scotty's bridge position but to bash people about it is in very bad taste.

 

[Broccoli]

It. Is. A. Fucking. Cake.

And a very creative one at that, too.

I so hope the nut-jobs at TrekMovie are not being serious.

 

[Phillip Culley]

Although you'd think that McCoy would be on there somewhere

And Trek Movie's article has been updated to suggest that they're being less than serious with regard to the situation (the ALL CAPS DISASTER guy has said he posted the quote as a joke)...

 

[Wonderlust King]

But but the door isn't even in the right place. It bothers me so!

 

[Rat Boy]

The cake is a lie.