TOS Caption Contest #84 - Girls: Young & Dead

[Outpost4]

Let's get back to changing this contest on Saturday morning.

Last week's winners were a couple of old farts in this contest. These guys may be smelly but they are funny. Congratulations, scottydog and M'Sharak.

Kirk: "There's a creature out on the nacelle!"

"I said answer me! Open your eyes and... (*sniff*) you're plastered,
aren't you?"
"Och, aaaaaaaayyye! If it were not fer this console proppin' me up,
I'd ha' done a face-plant before ye got here."

For this next week, we have Spock eyeing chicks and McCoy runs into an old girlfriend. We also have a bonus picture suggested by Sir Rhosis. It comes from Trekcore's wonderful collection of rare back stage Trek pictures. I bet you didn't know Spock once vacationed on the Riviera, did you?

Good luck and good captioning!



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (12x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon
Diesel Micky Dolenz (6x)
DrBob (6x)
DS9Sega (3x)
EliyahuQeoni (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (15x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory (2x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (5x)

Plus one this time for a total of 6!
NCC-1701 (3x)
Nerys Myk (14x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (19x)
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)
scottydog (13x)

Plus one this time for a total of 14!
Shatmandu (8x)
Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (7x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (8x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (3x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: A remarkable pair of mammary glands.

Lt. Jaeger: I guess I know your girlfriend was good for one thing...

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Mommy!"

"Mom?"

"My girl can make the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!"

 

[Outpost4]

Electric cars still had a way to go in the 23rd century.

 

[Outpost4]

Lt. DeSalle: Lisa-Marie Presley?

 

[Gertch]

Lt. DeSalle: Lisa-Marie Presley?

McCoy: "Didn't they teach you anything at the Academy? That's Michael Jackson."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Yeah baby, bifurcated!"

McCoy: "Excuse me madam, we're looking for a man in a hat, carrying a whip."

Nimoy: "Let's see Shatner hang this baby from the rafters!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Once you go bifurcated, you never go back ..."

McCoy: "Nancy?"

Nimoy: "When you're driving drunk, this vehicle is very safe."

 

[Balthier the Great]

"Wow so both my sister and I can..."

"That's right, baby!"

Dr. McCoy meets his partner for "Dancing With the Stars" -- Marie Osmond.

This was the forst and last time Kirk allowed his first officer to "Pimp" a shuttlecraft.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

M113 Salt Vampire: Plum!
DeSalle: Plum?
Bones: Uh, old girlfriend, lets just move on ok?

 

[Shatmandu]

Velma: "Oh, I just love the Vulcan touches in your quarters ..."
Spock: "Just pull your skirt up and be quiet."

Jager: "I'm detecting the Captain's DNA around the face ..."
McCoy: "Fuckin' Kirk. Even frozen ..."

Nimoy regretted letting Shatner use his car for his "line-readings" with co-stars.

 

[scottydog]

Spock (thinking): "I wonder how big her tailpipe is?"

Spock (thinking): "I wonder how big her tailpipe is?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Lt. DeSalle: Lisa-Marie Presley?

McCoy: "Didn't they teach you anything at the Academy? That's Michael Jackson."

man on right; " Michael Jackson? are you on crack, its Briteny spears"

Spock: "Overdosed on the "Venus drug" again!, didn't we Mr Sulu.

 

[M'Sharak]

Congratulations, scottydog and M'Sharak.

Thanks! (And I resemble that remark! )

"Weren't you guys just here last week? Go away!
[sotto voce]
G*****n missionaries! Wish they'd leave me alone."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock (thinking): She's as vapid and illogical as a tribble. Just the captain's type.

McCoy: "Yeah, I stuffed her once."

Nimoy: "Now let's see that asshole Shatner try to hide this baby."

 

[Outpost4]

"Fuck the bicycle."

 

[M'Sharak]

Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me...

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy, better known as TV's Spock. I'm here to tell you why it's logical to make your next automobile purchase from Lauesen Buick of Studio City."

 

[Outpost4]

Director: Cut, cut...Leonard, don't drop out of character. Spock is unemotional and certainly doesn't leer.

 

[Rat Boy]

Hey, when you need work, you need work.